UNLEASHED: 06: Off Topical Humor

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Sorry I will miss it but I am being Italian for a few weeks

I hope to listen to the Euro show this week since I am closer to your time now!

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reply to post by neformore


Wait... the Sunday show is supposed to be comedy???

All these weeks I've thought it was just like some modern art stream of consciousness - living performance thing. Are you sure it's supposed to be comedy?

Or is this the joke? Now I am so confused!

~Heff

It might be a sad show tonight --

Word has reached the studio that a certain Mr Snuggles today has died of an overdose of cookies.

Mr Snuggles will be long remembered for his contribution to the stuffed animal fraternity - his love for Nemo was well known - despite the recent turbulent divorce - Alexander the Meerkat has been cited as co-respondant - comments from the press include :

He was such a close friend - Katie Price

I dont .... Victoria what should I say? - David Beckham

Yea but no but yea - Vicky Pollard

reply to post by Hefficide


Yeah... The comedy thing is the joke.

What the Sunday show really is, is a bunch of ATS's resident nut-jobs all shut in a room together babbling incessantly and giggling nervously while trying to hide from the men in white coats under a cardboard box. That's too small to cover anything but our heads.

Glad to clear that up for ya, Hef. Thanks for listening!

As a type of experiment, ...

I think all the participants should just get completely hammered before the show.....

it would either be really bad, ..... or really, really good.

either way, fotune favors the bold.

reply to post by IntastellaBurst


I'm a participant, and I can tell you that it would probably be really, really bad.

But it's usually pretty bad anyway, so yeah... Hmm...
"So bad that we're good"?

Lmao. No, no one's getting hammered before the show. That would be silly. Although I have just noticed that it's snowing, so it's becoming more and more tempting...

Originally posted by IntastellaBurst

I think all the participants should just get completely hammered before the show.....

Ayana drunk is something that everyone has JUST gotta see....

Actually Bursty, Raccoon, you've got something there...Silk is so much funnier when he's drunk....

Originally posted by Silk
It might be a sad show tonight --

Word has reached the studio that a certain Mr Snuggles today has died of an overdose of cookies.

Mr Snuggles will be long remembered for his contribution to the stuffed animal fraternity - his love for Nemo was well known - despite the recent turbulent divorce - Alexander the Meerkat has been cited as co-respondant - comments from the press include :

He was such a close friend - Katie Price

I dont .... Victoria what should I say? - David Beckham

Yea but no but yea - Vicky Pollard

YOU KILLED MR SNUGGLES!?

*cries*

My cookies would never kill him...you poisoned them...

Don't worry...I have just the thing to bring him back to life....more cookies...

Gimme him back!

Anyone wants to come on as a Guest Host contact me via Skype at

semperfortisats

Originally posted by BlackPoison94

Ayana drunk is something that everyone has JUST gotta see....

Silk is so much funnier when he's drunk....

No.

Just no...

And Mr Snuggles is GAWNE!

As we watched the smoke rise from Mister Snuggles pyre - we remembered all those furry animals who gave their lives who have given them selflessly in the prootection and comfort of children good bye Mr snuggles