Make Your 2011 predictions

I am interested in hearing some predictions for the year 2011.My prediction is bigfoot starts socialing with man,and we begin a new relationship with sasquatch.This takes places in a southern state,and spreads over the next decade.My next prediction is we will be bartering for our needs by the year 2012.Paper and coins,gold and precious metals will be worthless.

reply to post by brindle


I predict that in 2011, I will begin my conquest for world domination, beginning with your house.


On a social note, people will progressively get more brainwashed by TV, more crap music like Lady Gaga will come out and control the masses, and a new iPod will make young people cream their pants in anticipation of something that was once revolutionary, yet now progressive versions just pointless (omg! 5 terabytes of storage space on my iPod!, i will never need so much space for music, but omg!, i must buy it!)

reply to post by Somehumanbeing


By this point ,i will have a bigfoot as my bodyguard,my property will be protected against world domination.

Penguins will join the Koalas in their revolt against the Wombat overlords... Elvis and Micheal Jackson will come out of hiding and go on a world tour together...

Everyone says 2012 as the end date

I think the proverbial poop will hit the fan in '11....dollar going down...etc

and we will finally pull our heads out of our collective hienies in december 2012

Also,oprah blows her billions on a druken gambling spree in vegas,and makes a plea to the casino to give her the money back,im oprah winfrey dammit!

Alien disclosure for an impending invasion..... Julian Assange in jail or assassinated by US government... More people fearmongering 2012..... North Korea detonate a nuke.... Iran tensions increasing.... widespread natural disasters..... Probably nothing...

United States will impeach Obama and proclaim him to be a false idol, before the economy completely crashes we will take on a new dictator, who will unify us with Canada and Mexico. Military robots in the guise of Aliens will replace the War on Terror, and even more rights will be taken away. New Zealand will literally sink, due to the people trying to refuge there. More scary movies, more violent video games. Effects of plastic and chemtrails will come to light, and will be followed by a small apology. Tin foil will continue to go up in prices, while guns and bullets will be taken off the market.

well,,,i say i dont stop smoking...

:S to bad..but its the truth :S

Originally posted by angrydog
well,,,i say i dont stop smoking...

:S to bad..but its the truth :S

Me too : )

And my predictions:
I think that in February the general populace will be made aware of ETs
I feel that at the very least the US economy will completely collapse in June
August full blown beginning of World War 3.
And October I turn 21 and I'm thinking that if things keep going in the direction that they are going it might be a good idea to take up a drinking habit : )

Annual predictions:
January:I predict that there will be 50 different predictions about the end of the world by February 14th.
February:In February 15th there will be a prediction that in March 12 there will be a full scale alien invasion
March:In March 13th a prediction about April 18th about disclosure for all the conspiracy theories ever existed.
April:In April 19th it's my birthday,so please cancel your end of days predictions for the 20th.
May:Of course another alien invasion.
June:A few predictions about Apocalypse and Armaggedon
July:All plans on the destruction of earth will be postponed,because there are some cool metal festivals in Europe.
August:World war 3 will be cancelled for one more time due to summer vacation
September:CIA will announce that Bin Landen will attack Ny again,for the 10 years anniversary
October:October 31st the gates of hell will open
November: Plans for world war 3 will get back on track,because they will all remember Baba Vanga
December: December 21st people will start countdown for the end of the world.

Personal predictions:
I will not stop smoking,i will not stop drinking and partying and i will not get married(you hear that mom?)

I believe there will be a decisive move in precious metals (specifically gold and silver) sharply up or sharply down. Either direction is possible and it will set the tone for those investments. I see industrial and agricultural commodity prices steadily increasing. I expect a replay of the 2008 food price spikes in the third world, and you will again see unrest and perhaps very serious violence in grain-import-dependent emerging economies with less torque than the BRIC nations.

I expect a sideways grind for the developed economies. I see more risk of instability in Europe than the US, but things could start to get rough around the edges there, too. If states and municipalites start declaring bankruptcy it could lead to a muni bond avalanche which would be unbearably destabilizing in the short term but would actually be a kind of "purge" that would allow the economy to reset. I think oil and gas prices will be conspiciously higher, while real estate and equities will remain lackluster, even moreso when real inflation is factored in. A weaker dollar is almost a foregone conclusion but if Europe and/or Japan bugs out in some way, there will be trouble.

Will next year be the year the China bubble pops? Not necessarily, but it will do so within the next decade almost certainly, leading to both internal and external unrest. Personally I see more modest but still impressive gains for China in 2011.

What else...I guess I'd sum it up as "a whimper, not a bang." Unless something spectacular and singular happens (and this is always a possibility) look for more of a greasy, grimy descent and a coarsening of the fabric of life, rather than a single SHTF moment.

Disclaimer: this is not a recommedation to buy, sell, or hold any investment, equity, commodity, or any other instrument, etc. You know the drill.

i saw a headline banner scroll across the screen on bbc which i'm sure said 'assange killed'. it was only for half a second then the screen scrambled a bit and went back to normal. so i'm predicting assange's assasination.

i think there will be some new bands from the heavy rock genre, civil war might start, the ufc fight of the century will be jessie ventura vs. barack obama, (go jessie) wow might come out with something bigger than cataclysm, lady gaga will be forgotten and a monkey clapping symbols will replace lady gaga, a virus will outbreak after the future ex president, is defeated by a t.k.o. and the dead shall begin to walk the earth. that and the Chicago bears will win the Superbowl by a touchdown

In the winter months of 2011, there will be snowstorms, and some will claim that we are entering an ice age.
In the summer months of 2011, there will be heat waves, and Al Gore and other will claim that man caused those heat waves.
In Congress, both parties will continue to ignore the will of the American people. People will respond by watching more TV, drinking more beer, and posting on ATS that they are ready to revolt(next year, after football season is over).
Obama will take credit for anything good that happens, and blame Bush for all the bad things that happen.
MSNBC will increase its viewership to 7 people.
Israel will continue to threaten Iran, and Iran will continue to call for the destruction of Israel, while Obama calls for talks, and song fests of cum by ya ya,
The US will claim it is winning the war in Afghanistan, while troops continue to die needlessly there.
The Gross National Debt will grow to 16 trillion dollars, and earmarks will be renamed as jobs bills.
The Republicans will resist everything that the Democrats propose, and visa versa.
Obama will announce he is running in 2012 for President, and so will Sarah Palin.
Rahm Emamuel will win the race for mayor of Chicago, and return Chicago to its rightful place as the only place in the US that is more corrupt than Washington DC.
Obama will throw away any cloak of pacifism, and start minor wars of "liberation" in third world countries.

I guess the bloggers will be busy next year.

Happy New Year