God is watching everything you do!

Why did I post that video about god watching you while you touch yourself in the Relationships forum? Well I want you to think about that for a few moments, if you are like me you will laugh. Do not ask me why I laugh I just do.

Just remember while you are touching yourself someone is watching you, we can only hope he does not get his jollies from you getting yours.

I have a messed up mind.

reply to post by Misoir


You should have entitled this post "The Pan-Ultimate paranoia"

I rather like the fact that God is watching everything I do. If I screw up there will be somebody there to bail me out.

If you don't masturbate the sperm goes bad. I used to have a teacher in high school that would tell us weekly not to masturbate. She was obsessed with the idea. If you don't expel that stuff it can screw up your body. Besides, its a good tension reliever.
Won't matter much anyways, "God" watching us and all, as we are spiraling towards THX1138...

God is watching everything you do!

I got's my eye on him as well...