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The trick to NOT getting a guy/girl

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posted on Dec, 17 2010 @ 10:25 PM
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Ok here we go....2 threads started on how to get the opposite sex, here's how you don't get them.
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OK...Spend a Friday night at home enveloped in ATS!
Don't rip on me I'm married




posted on Dec, 17 2010 @ 10:29 PM
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If your married and on ATS on a Friday night, you dont leave much hope for the rest of us


Peace, NRE.



posted on Dec, 17 2010 @ 10:31 PM
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LOL funny, I guess you read gnostics thread a couple a minutes ago?



posted on Dec, 17 2010 @ 10:31 PM
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reply to post by NoRegretsEver
 


True dat! after marriage there is no hope!



posted on Dec, 17 2010 @ 10:33 PM
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Originally posted by DisturbedToo
reply to post by NoRegretsEver
 


True dat! after marriage there is no hope!


Wow, thats grim


I hope whoever your married to is out, or asleep. But dont worry you can delete this part later


Peace, NRE.



posted on Dec, 17 2010 @ 10:38 PM
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Naw she's upstairs baking me some Christmas cookies. She has no clue what ATS is. I have no clue what good Christmas cookies taste like!



posted on Dec, 17 2010 @ 10:38 PM
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First: Get off ATS

Then: wine, strawberries, candles, good music and no kids in the house.

Recipe for a great Friday night with your woman.




posted on Dec, 17 2010 @ 10:47 PM
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Originally posted by LadySkadi
First: Get off ATS

Then: wine, strawberries, candles, good music and no kids in the house.

Recipe for a great Friday night with your woman.



And for him? How about beer, pizza, fireworks, rock music and no kids full stop!

edit on 17/12/2010 by nerbot because: (no reason given)



posted on Dec, 17 2010 @ 10:48 PM
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I'm not sure the local authorities would appreciate me shoving the kids out in the snow, in 20 degree weather, in boxers and a T-shirt. Not to mention slurring my speech from too much wine, and Disturbed playing on the home stereo. Strawberries give me gas!



posted on Dec, 17 2010 @ 11:31 PM
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Now that's what I'm talking about!!



posted on Dec, 17 2010 @ 11:37 PM
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Originally posted by LadySkadi
First: Get off ATS

Then: wine, strawberries, candles, good music and no kids in the house.

Recipe for a great Friday night with your woman.



This is how this might have looked to some men.

sahdkjfh "wine" dsjakjshfj "good music" abdfhgbdabdbr "no kids"djsvrfjhesuiwerh.

JHskjfgus "Friday night" asdjbvhjfdbsbrfuiyvb


Peace, NRE.



posted on Jun, 27 2011 @ 03:18 PM
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Then why are you married!!



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