The trick to NOT getting a guy/girl

Ok here we go....2 threads started on how to get the opposite sex, here's how you don't get them.
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OK...Spend a Friday night at home enveloped in ATS!
Don't rip on me I'm married

If your married and on ATS on a Friday night, you dont leave much hope for the rest of us

Peace, NRE.

LOL funny, I guess you read gnostics thread a couple a minutes ago?

reply to post by NoRegretsEver


True dat! after marriage there is no hope!

Originally posted by DisturbedToo
reply to post by NoRegretsEver

 

True dat! after marriage there is no hope!

Wow, thats grim

I hope whoever your married to is out, or asleep. But dont worry you can delete this part later

Peace, NRE.

reply to post by NoRegretsEver


Naw she's upstairs baking me some Christmas cookies. She has no clue what ATS is. I have no clue what good Christmas cookies taste like!

First: Get off ATS

Then: wine, strawberries, candles, good music and no kids in the house.

Recipe for a great Friday night with your woman.

Originally posted by LadySkadi
First: Get off ATS

Then: wine, strawberries, candles, good music and no kids in the house.

Recipe for a great Friday night with your woman.

And for him? How about beer, pizza, fireworks, rock music and no kids full stop!

reply to post by LadySkadi


I'm not sure the local authorities would appreciate me shoving the kids out in the snow, in 20 degree weather, in boxers and a T-shirt. Not to mention slurring my speech from too much wine, and Disturbed playing on the home stereo. Strawberries give me gas!

reply to post by LadySkadi


Now that's what I'm talking about!!

Originally posted by LadySkadi
First: Get off ATS

Then: wine, strawberries, candles, good music and no kids in the house.

Recipe for a great Friday night with your woman.

This is how this might have looked to some men.

sahdkjfh "wine" dsjakjshfj "good music" abdfhgbdabdbr "no kids"djsvrfjhesuiwerh.

JHskjfgus "Friday night" asdjbvhjfdbsbrfuiyvb

Peace, NRE.

reply to post by DisturbedToo


Then why are you married!!