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Originally posted by kinda kurious
If a tree falls in the in he woods and no one is around................nevermind.
Thread titles like this are as popular as free cheez whiz tasting at Walmart. Which attract Walmartians. LOL
AA MEETING TONIGHT......BYOB.
Originally posted by orionthehunter
Well one girl at work insisted that I was an alien. I am reading this forum now.
If I were an alien the following could be my thoughts:
I believe the Federation is considering fining your planet for emitting harmful polluting radiation at a rate of $1 trillion of your US dollars for every light year of pollution radiating out from this planet. I heard they are being lenient and will only fine you guys for 40 light years of pollution or only $40 trillion dollars. In other news I heard that your region of space may be incorporated into the zone. You can expect to pay $750 billion dollars a year in annual taxes. Of course you will receive the benefits of being in the zone. Please inform your governments that we will be coming around to collect fines and taxes as soon as we decide to make a public announcement of our presence. We expect every citizen of Earth to pitch in their contribution to the Federation as soon as you are accepted. Congratulations, I believe you are all on your way to becoming productive members of the Federation. We will of course expect payment as soon as you sign on the dotted lines. I know from reading thread titles on this site that many of you are really looking forward to paying up, errr, I mean contributing to the galactic cause. Acceptance and public announcement of our presence will of course entail other fees and financial obligations.
Originally posted by AlienDecendants
If they do read this forum at least they know there are people out there who may accept them or people who have open minds too the possibilities...Who knows.