posted on Dec, 16 2010 @ 09:49 AM
reply to post by TedHodgson
The way they're going, they'll soon be rounding up half the population and wiping them out...
"Well," says Cameron, "It's just surprising that nobody thought of this before. If there's half as many people, there is half as much debt - not
to mention the reduced costs for the NHS."
Nick Clegg agrees that while the population cuts deviate from his original policies, they nevertheless serve the interests of the British public.
"For those who are left," he commented, "We will see no further reductions in public spending until next week, and we are pleased to be announcing
that the ministers will this year be receiving a christmas bonus of £ 5 million each, which would have had to be forfeited if we'd been unable to
get the population cuts through commons."
(NB, this post is a joke, I do not actually think that Clegg and Cameron are planning to wipe us out. At least, I hope they aren't).