The Conspiracy Against Santa

Well we have probably all feared this in our own ways, as the economy lingers in the doldrums and the banks run roughshod over the governments manipulating their national debt, and a handful of wealthy royals, nobles, patricians and priests march us to a New World Order.

As the legislature bodies of the world formulate law after law to regulate everything from the clothes we wear to the food we eat, to how we can be entertained to even how much we can drink and what we can do and can’t do, in a massive and deliberate attempt to make us all our brothers and sisters keepers, most especially by playing up the war on terror, the people of the world are now being told to consider a new public enemy number one…

Move Over Bin Laden, Here Comes Santa Claus!

Franco Cappuccio and Michelle Miller of Britain’s University of Warwick Medical School were recently quoted to say this…

"Each year, Santa Claus and his team of elves and reindeers stay awake for days and nights so he can deliver presents to children all over the world for Christmas,"

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Indeed this is what Santa and his team does, since the first Christmas but what’s different now, is how we are being extolled to view this!

"But he could be putting his and their health at risk."

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The picture becomes clearer and clearer, do-gooders like Santa are reckless to the point of selfishness.

Is it really about the good little boys and girls who deserve toys or is just all about Santa’s own giant sized ego?

Santa the Self Aggrandizing Drunk and Public Menace!

It’s a pretty bleak picture and one has to wonder if the Vatican might not be behind it all as they make Santa to appear even more cavalier and decadent than the typical Irish Catholic Priest!

After getting a warning from physicists, Santa has now had his card marked by doctors: sleep deprivation and the temptations of booze laid out by grateful families could turn him into a public menace.

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While they don’t come right out and accuse him directly the implications are clear, Santa is passing up the cookies and milk to go straight for the booze!

But wait a minute here, which little boy or girl is pouring Santa out two fingers of Daddy’s Scotch or Mom’s Sherry saying “I think he would rather have some booze not milk mom & dad”

Is the New World Order Propaganda Machine so assured of itself after its campaign against the Iranian President that they feel they can even take Santa on?

Who Is Behind the Attack on Santa?

While rumors abound that George Soros is funding the Warwick Medical School, some fear that the governments are just trying to get out ahead of the top secret encrypted “Santa Insurance File” on the Wiki-Leaks site, where Julian Assange has stated clearly if the Government’s of the world try to prosecute him he will reveal the intercepted “Naughty and Nice List” Santa compiles that evidently details our political leaders naughty behavior throughout the year.

Are the leaders simply trying to get even with Santa because they are so bad they never make the “Good List”?

One has to wonder.

Personally I think it’s the banks upset that Santa builds his own toys and not only does not incur any interest accruing debt but helps moms and dads around the world from having to borrow themselves at Christmas by bringing toys to their good boys and girls for free!

Santa the Terrorist

While our cagey politicians and media talking heads won’t come right out and say it directly they are in fact painting the mental picture and an inference that they are hoping the War on Terror trained and indoctrinated populace will conclude themselves:

"Lack of sleep will make him drowsy, his vigilance will fade and his ability to think and remember will diminish. There is a risk for himself and others -- he could fall asleep at the reins and crash his sleigh."

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They are leaving it to us, to theorize just where the sleigh might crash? The Sears Towers, Big Ben, the White House?

And of course to make the next connection in the dots, that it won’t be so ‘accidental’ that Santa himself desires to rule the world as an autocratic semi-religious dictator that has long been winning the hearts and minds of our children from the tender formative ages by bribing them not just with free toys, but the free toys they specifically want!

Santa Public Enemy Number One or Saint?

The Internet and the information age is changing everything. Once upon a time building a case against Santa was unthinkable and the taboo.

We have all heard the ugly stories though; Santa the eco-terrorist leaving lumps of coal to release harmful carbon emissions into the air.

Santa the playboy womanizer as evidenced by “I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus”, yet bribing the children into silence, in obvious attempts to break up our happy homes by subverting them at the core and compromising those things we hold most near and dear.

Is This the Long Awaited Alien Disclosure?

Let’s face it, he might come across as jolly and charitable, but Santa by all accounts has been around for hundreds of years, far surpassing the average human life span many times over.

Is the whole toy campaign just his way of winning us over, and convincing us his alien race poses no threat?

By piggybacking off of one of the world’s most popular deities and celebrating his birthday by giving gifts to everyone is this just a way to get us to accept his race’s presence as benign and not dangerous?

It’s hard to say, but obviously Santa has a whole lot of advanced technology our primitive minds don’t really understand?

Is the latest wave of sophisticated earth produced weaponry finally leading to where our governments feel secure in taking Santa on?

Friend or Foe?

Hard to say, but one thing is for sure, never before have I witnessed a direct assault on Santa like this.

Where will it all lead, an appeal from Homeland Security to call them if any suspicious packages marked from the North Pole are under our trees this December 25th?

As the world marches to a New World Order, things are no longer quite so wonderful in Wonderland!

reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler
You never know, they might be onto something....

Please see the video that Happily Ever After so kindly repaired for me!

Thanks!

I hate to break it to you kiddo, but Santa Clause, he isn't really real. Santa was just a lie told to you by your parents to make you behave. Presents? Your parents went to the store like millions of other parents and bought your presents.

Thus, none of the "attacks on Santa" matter because the attacks are against a fictional character.

reply to post by butcherguy

I am generally anti violence but the disappointed little kid inside me would like to kick Santas ass for letting him down year upon year despite my parents reassurances that I had indeed been a ; good little boy ; in the weeks and months before the 25th of December.


It's lucky for him that he doesn't actually exist.

Great read!
I assume this is all in jest because it is funny!

A little humor goes along way these days.

reply to post by HappilyEverAfter
Thank you friend, for fixing that for me.

Have a happy holiday season!

Originally posted by Happyfeet
I hate to break it to you kiddo, but Santa Clause, he isn't really real. Santa was just a lie told to you by your parents to make you behave. Presents? Your parents went to the store like millions of other parents and bought your presents.

Thus, none of the "attacks on Santa" matter because the attacks are against a fictional character.

Clearly you are a disinformation agent! Everyone knows Santa is real.

How much are they paying you to say these horrible things about Santa? Who are you workign for?

Oh I wish I had a Waterboard...hey that's an idea...

Dear Santa,

I know it's a little bit late, but I really want a Waterboard for Christmas, just like the ones the CIA guys use in Gitmo.

Pretty please Santa!

Originally posted by butcherguy
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler

 

You never know, they might be onto something....

Please see the video that Happily Ever After so kindly repaired for me!

Thanks!

edit on 15-12-2010 by butcherguy because: (no reason given)

I just hope it's not more anti-Santa propaganda. The real Santa is perfect, and is bringing me the Victoria Secret Swimsuit Calendar again this year!

I love Santa.

Santa
Satan

hmmm, same letters....ye think its possible?

Considering both beings don't exist i guess we'll never know...

Originally posted by havok
Great read!
I assume this is all in jest because it is funny!

A little humor goes along way these days.

Oh how I wish it was, but there is a nefarious plot afoot to discredit Santa, probably hatched by the Grinch that Stole Christmas!

Look...

Man in Santa Hat Pulls Off St. Nicholas Bank Heist

Talk about tarnishing St. Nick's name. An armed man in a Santa Claus hat held up a Jacksonville, Fla., bank on Dec. 6 -- in a neighborhood fittingly named St. Nicholas.

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Can it be any clearer, they are out to frame Santa and end Christmas!

The shame, the shame!

Originally posted by Happyfeet
I hate to break it to you kiddo, but Santa Clause, he isn't really real. Santa was just a lie told to you by your parents to make you behave. Presents? Your parents went to the store like millions of other parents and bought your presents.

Thus, none of the "attacks on Santa" matter because the attacks are against a fictional character.

Santa is real! I know him

Hey I tell my kids.. if you don't believe you don't recieve

Originally posted by Akragon
Santa
Satan

hmmm, same letters....ye think its possible?

Considering both beings don't exist i guess we'll never know...

Well yeah but Satan only gives you lots of power, money, fame, and hot women.

No wonder Santa is far more popular he gives the people what they really want, lot's of hope and joy!

reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler

No wonder Santa is far more popular he gives the people what they really want, lot's of hope and joy!

Thanks for the laugh and lots of hope and joy to you this cold and snowy season. We could all use it.

Originally posted by Justaposter

Originally posted by Happyfeet
I hate to break it to you kiddo, but Santa Clause, he isn't really real. Santa was just a lie told to you by your parents to make you behave. Presents? Your parents went to the store like millions of other parents and bought your presents.

Thus, none of the "attacks on Santa" matter because the attacks are against a fictional character.

Santa is real! I know him

Hey I tell my kids.. if you don't believe you don't recieve

Not only is Santa real, Santa is real nice. I saw him at the mall last weekend, and he gave me a Candy Cane.

Some mean people tried telling me that the American Dental Association donates those Candy Canes and that Santa is trying to give us all Cavaties, and that's why everyone wants their two front teetch from Santa, but I don't believe that at all!

Santa is a variation of saint isn't it?
I had this conversation the other day with a fundi
He said "satan claws" I said
sorry "saint nick"
santa klaus, santa maria etc

fundis don't like christmas though they will accept presents.

tho having said that
we do have a church that hovers over our town high on a hill
and it looks like agreat giant satan bat
with its twin spires flying butresses
and two windows for glowing eyes

saint annes church
say no more

Ps
santa bin heavilly laden
at the start of his run at least
we hope

Originally posted by crimvelvet
reply to post by ProtoplasmicTraveler

 

No wonder Santa is far more popular he gives the people what they really want, lot's of hope and joy!

Thanks for the laugh and lots of hope and joy to you this cold and snowy season. We could all use it.

You are welcome my friend, to tell the truth I am worried about Santa, I know he can take care of himself though.

Look what he does to Jack Bauer when CTS tries to break Santa...

Santa Claus Versus St. Nikolaus

Monday December 6, 2010

In the past few weeks, the catholic Bonifatiuswerk group from Berlin as well as "Der Bund der Deutschen Katholischen Jugend (BDKJ") have been requesting for weihnachtsmannfreie Zonen (Santa Claus-free zones). The reason? They claim that Santa Claus is "inhaltsleer und oberflächlich" (devoid of substance and superficial) and merely a tool for commercialism. He is overshadowing the more charitable figure St. Nicholaus, they explain, and to many kids even blurring the difference between these two Christmas figures. Some prominent German figures have already jumped on the anti-Santa-image bandwagon. What do you think? Is this totally ridiculous or do these catholics have a point?

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This is very disturbing, first Germany, who will be next, the Vatican? If this continues to happen what are we going to tell our children, maybe a blackout on all news on televison, newspapers and the internet that says anything against Santa.

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Santa is a variation of saint isn't it?
I had this conversation the other day with a fundi
He said "satan claws" I said
sorry "saint nick"
santa klaus, santa maria etc

The greatest trick Satan ever pulled is convincing us Santa isn't real!

Well Mr. Lucifer, I don't believe you, but if you want to bring me two Victoria Secret's Swimsuit Calendars and try to out do Santa, I like to think I am a reasonable guy!

Originally posted by Happyfeet
I hate to break it to you kiddo, but Santa Clause, he isn't really real. Santa was just a lie told to you by your parents to make you behave. Presents? Your parents went to the store like millions of other parents and bought your presents.

Thus, none of the "attacks on Santa" matter because the attacks are against a fictional character.

From your avatar, I copied and pasted:

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