What's ll this fuss I hear about Free Masonry?

Right now, I cook on Weber kettle style grill. The food is ok, but there is limited space for things like Corn on the cob (we call em Roastin' ears), if you have a big roast on there.

Then I hear about this Free masonry. Where do you get it? is there a form to fill out?
Is it government supplied? or is it all coming from China now?

I want to know. I want my Free masonry, and I want to build a giant BBQ in my back yard!

Should I ask Matthew Lesko? The question Mark wearing dude?

Bricks and Mortar 4Ever!

Are you kidding?
Nobody wants a free load of building materials dropped off at the end of their driveway?

Heres some free Masonry

James Masonry

reply to post by davespanners


mmm thunderbird.
That would go well with mixing mortar mud, and aligning my bricks..

I didn't even know Emily Litella had a brother.

see now?
You ruined the ending to my thread...!

reply to post by spacedoubt


It's what I do.

Sorry, had I known there was a payoff, I'd have kept quiet.

I forgive you..

"Cue the Sax and Violins"

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What's all this fuss about too much sax and violins on television?

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I thought this was gonna be about the "Masons", the Masonic Temple, which people do seem to love to discuss ad infinitum, which - I anyway, can't seem to figure out why.

Because I have it all figured out - and was going to tell you so right here - but you know what - you HAVE figured it out!

It IS all about the BBQ.

OK.

I walk past "Masonic Temple" nearly every day. It is a nondescript building and nothing ever really happens there. Once in a blue moon you will see lights on.

But then - once a year - they have an Onion Sale!

ONIONS FOR SALE! BIG BAG! ONLY $4 !

THIS is what they're all about.

Selling onions.

This is it. All geared toward a one day onion sale.

So then as you can see - yes - this is about the BBQ because this is a good onion user. Most people don't need giant bags of onions. What the hell will you do with ALL THOSE ONIONS?

But -

If you're BBQing - this is often onion intensive. On the steaks, on the burgers, grill the onions, put onions in tinfoil w/ other veggies (this is why the Tin Foil Hat Brigade distrusts the Masons), in any case - it's all about the sale of, and use of, onions.

So of course they'll be in with the BBQ makers as well. Them, Onion People, BBQ sauce people, Shrimp On The Barbie Aussies pitching specialty cookware - they're all in on it.

Onions roasting on my Free masonry.
And the BBQ sauce is thickening as we speak.

So, who do I talk to about this Free Masonry. I want mine, and I want it now!

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I'm more curious about the sax and violins....