posted on Dec, 15 2010 @ 07:54 PM
I thought this was gonna be about the "Masons", the Masonic Temple, which people do seem to love to discuss ad infinitum, which - I anyway, can't
seem to figure out why.
Because I have it all figured out - and was going to tell you so right here - but you know what - you HAVE figured it out!
It IS all about the BBQ.
OK.
I walk past "Masonic Temple" nearly every day. It is a nondescript building and nothing ever really happens there. Once in a blue moon you will see
lights on.
But then - once a year - they have an Onion Sale!
ONIONS FOR SALE! BIG BAG! ONLY $4 !
THIS is what they're all about.
Selling onions.
This is it. All geared toward a one day onion sale.
So then as you can see - yes - this is about the BBQ because this is a good onion user. Most people don't need giant bags of onions. What the hell
will you do with ALL THOSE ONIONS?
But -
If you're BBQing - this is often onion intensive. On the steaks, on the burgers, grill the onions, put onions in tinfoil w/ other veggies (this is
why the Tin Foil Hat Brigade distrusts the Masons), in any case - it's all about the sale of, and use of, onions.
So of course they'll be in with the BBQ makers as well. Them, Onion People, BBQ sauce people, Shrimp On The Barbie Aussies pitching specialty
cookware - they're all in on it.