Originally posted by Albastion
Everyone make sure to shed your skin before the party this Monday. Destroying the Earth on Saturday is going to be tiring and I want everyone to feel refreshed so they can really cut loose.

Also, I'm going to need the official list of the 144,000 most delicious humans that we are going to rescue and turn into dipping sauce.

edit on 5/19/2011 by Albastion because: (no reason given)

The list was sent to the high council members two days ago,so it's somewhere in your desk.
The crafts that will take part in the "rescue" mission are already in Mars orbit and they wait for the clearance to proceed.
Also in case you didn't read the reports from the field agents,everything is ready for the party.
Some of the guests tend to talk too much about it,but it's just for attention and they got the warning memo.

The Reptilian overlord is pleased and he sent the following message:

"Have fun this Saturday and i'll see you all at the party"

sorry that was me who left my human skin there....when I return I will clean it up asap!!

I searched all throughout my desk and I couldn't find the memo.

need to bring attention to the following lyrics, written circa 1985, by one "W.A. Yankovic". the possible security leaks are obvious;


Things just haven't been the same
Since the flying saucer came
Now the aliens are on the loose
Well, we tried to hold 'em back
Tried to ward off their attack
But our atom bombs were just no use (1)

They were ugly, they were mean
Biggest heads I ever seen
They made everybody scream and shout
First they leveled Tokyo
Then New York was next to go (2)
Boy I really wish they'd cut it out

They wasted everybody on my block
There goes the neighborhood
They'll zap you with their death ray eyes
And blow you up real good

Run for your lives
They're not very nice to the human race
(Slime creatures from outer space)
There's more comin' every day
And they just won't go away
Now they're reproducing in the sewers (3)

They got slimy lizard skin
And an evil lookin' grin
And they sure could use some manicures

They got hands all covered with fungus
They got eyes like some kinda bug (4)
I sure hope they don't come in here
I just shampooed the rug

Run for your lives
They're really makin' a mess of this place.
They'll rip your head off just for fun
They'll paralyze your mind (5)

They're wearin' out their welcome
I don't think I like their kind
They'll suck your brain out through a straw
You just can't trust those guys
So hide the children, lock the doors
And always watch the skies
Look out, here come the

(Slime creatures from outer space)
(Slime creatures from outer space)
They're an intergalactic disgrace
Oh, where did they come from?
What do they want from us?
Who do they think they are?
(Slime creatures, slime creatures)

Why don't they leave me alone?
(Slime creatures, slime creatures.)
They're really getting on my nerves

1) the ineffectiveness of terran weapons on the Reptilian overlords
2) pattern of invasion (updated plans actually call for the destruction in sequence of New York, Washington, Moscow, Bejing and Tokyo. Europe is now considered a non-threat; as Lord Sklar observed, a united euroweenieville will just be that much easier to herd, but the Russians are hard core.)
3) everyone knows Reptilian sewer sex is the bomb!
4) general physical description of the Overlords
5) mind control as needed

It's possible that the infamous Fred the Traitor (may his soul rot in perdition) released this information to the mysterious Yankovic person (if there really IS such a person).

Originally posted by Albastion
I searched all throughout my desk and I couldn't find the memo.

I'll have them send it again.But for the record "rapture" went swell.The humans are being transfered to Europam as we speak, for the party.

Originally posted by Phantom traveller

Originally posted by Albastion
I searched all throughout my desk and I couldn't find the memo.

I'll have them send it again.But for the record "rapture" went swell.The humans are being transfered to Europam as we speak, for the party.

So far, none have caught on that we replaced their souls with the new AI implant. I have yet to hear anyone even suggest that people are acting "odd". So, it appears the testing is successful.

I have a complaint for the service department:

My Human Suit (model - OU812) is locked up tight, I cannot get out of this darn thing to save my life! Could you please send someone from maintenance right away, its starting to chaff and get itchy. I havent had a good 'slime' coating in years!

I know, I know - I didn't show up for my 'dimension shift' service checkup but ya know, some of us have work to do!


P.S. (You need to cut back on the chemtrail mix ratio so it dissipates better - too many questions being asked)


ThatGuy45

Originally posted by ThatGuy45
I have a complaint for the service department:

P.S. (You need to cut back on the chemtrail mix ratio so it dissipates better - too many questions being asked)

ThatGuy45

The lab entities mistakenly adjusted the formula to account for 'global warming' (lol). apparently someone didn't get the hoax memo.
sorry about your body suit. I specifically requested a Keanu Reeves variant, and instead got an Alfred Hitchcock variant. :-(

I met a girl long ago who had 6 abortions, no joke. I said "damn, girl, don't you know what causes that"