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Originally posted by Albastion
Everyone make sure to shed your skin before the party this Monday. Destroying the Earth on Saturday is going to be tiring and I want everyone to feel refreshed so they can really cut loose.
Also, I'm going to need the official list of the 144,000 most delicious humans that we are going to rescue and turn into dipping sauce.
edit on 5/19/2011 by Albastion because: (no reason given)
Originally posted by Albastion
I searched all throughout my desk and I couldn't find the memo.
Originally posted by Phantom traveller
Originally posted by Albastion
I searched all throughout my desk and I couldn't find the memo.
I'll have them send it again.But for the record "rapture" went swell.The humans are being transfered to Europam as we speak, for the party.
Originally posted by ThatGuy45
I have a complaint for the service department:
P.S. (You need to cut back on the chemtrail mix ratio so it dissipates better - too many questions being asked)
ThatGuy45
Originally posted by followtheevidence
reply to post by SaturnFX
Thought your title read "DINO agents" ... lmao
Originally posted by SaturnFX
Originally posted by followtheevidence
reply to post by SaturnFX
Thought your title read "DINO agents" ... lmao
Dino agents are covered under reptilians..please stop using such old terms..it is not politically correct.
Actually, the proper term is scalular individuals..but even I tend to just use reptilians..oh well, I can't keep up with all the terms now adays.
ThatGuy45
I have a complaint for the service department:
My Human Suit (model - OU812) is locked up tight, I cannot get out of this darn thing to save my life! Could you please send someone from maintenance right away, its starting to chaff and get itchy. I havent had a good 'slime' coating in years!
I know, I know - I didn't show up for my 'dimension shift' service checkup but ya know, some of us have work to do!
P.S. (You need to cut back on the chemtrail mix ratio so it dissipates better - too many questions being asked)
ThatGuy45
works4dhs
To: Lord Null/Void (with all obeisance and respect)
As I understand it, Bravo-class workers (with the red or purple smocks) are considered edible; no others. I will re-issue the memo. We seem to be having memo issues these days.
Hail Dominance. Ssssssss.