posted on Dec, 19 2010 @ 07:06 AM
I have some good news from the East Atlantic projects! In a recent population scan, only 0.001% of the British population showed any suspicion that
David Cameron was in fact Cheri Blair (agent Fragmutha) in a skin suit, and they have been wiped accordingly!
Also, despite unusually high awareness (7.613%) that "Tony Blair" was a Remote Operated Animatronic Unit, probably down to the word-processing glitch,
Fragmutha's secondary active ROAU "Nick Clegg") is cooperating well with her to ensure that the British humans cannot interfere with the Central
Earthling Domination Centre across the Atlantic.
In one of the cooperative efforts, however, I do have to report a slight glitch - programming of intelligence-reduction ROAU "Simon Cowell" (CPU ident
44578800765DIC3215HED6771X) on a 7-day cycle has alerted fractions of the British Population (up to 14.893% in some areas) that he is non-human, and a
cycle out of sync with television viewing habits might be preferable. Also "Simon Cowell" subprojects "Leona Lewis" and "Alexandra Burke"
(collectively Operation Soul-Destroyer) might soon require separate ROAUs, as awareness that they are identical is on the rise (2008 = 4.57%; 2010 =
In better news, we have discovered that several local pet-shops supply locusts and fuzzy mice, which local reptilian parents are saying is a
life-saver in child-care now that human embryos are only available as an occasional by-product of IVF clinics.
edit on 19/12/2010 by TheWill
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