posted on Dec, 10 2010 @ 06:20 AM
I have done a search on the internet to no avail. I have not been able to find Mr. John Boehner's birth certificate. Maybe I am not looking hard
enough or maybe he is not showing us because he is not who he claims to be. We all know the speculation that Obama is actually a Kenyan but we have a
possibly new birther movement coming around and this time it's about Mr. Boehner.
If he thinks he can lead the House of Representatives without showing us documentation that makes me mad. It also makes me speculate upon who he might
actually be. Now please follow along as I will try and keep this a simple as possible.
We all know Boehner has an unusual color to his skin, no I am not racist to John Boehner, but it lead me to serious searching for a possible people
with a tan that looks like his orange glow, yet no success. So I then decided to look for a race of people that have this orange glow and you will be
shocked to discover that Mr. Boehner is not who he claims to be or tries to make you believe he is.
No, he is not British or German or French. Mr. Boehner is not even of European descent!
Look at these pictures below and you tell me if you see the resemblance!
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/a545c12dfe2b.png[/atsimg]
That was a picture of Mr. John Boehner and his orange glow.
[atsimg]http://files.abovetopsecret.com/images/member/f913de2092d0.png[/atsimg]
AAAHHHAAAA!!!!!
He is a child of the Oompa-Loompas from Loompaland. These Oompa-Loompa's are descendants from the African Pygmies! Mr. John must have escaped Willie
Wonka's Chocolate Factory possibly because he was freakishly tall for his kind which are naturally knee-high. Could he be the son of the supposedly
fictional character Willy Wonka who mated with an Oompa-Loompa to create John Boehner!?
YOU DECIDE!
Pictures provided from these two links
Oompa-Loompa
John Boehneredit on 12/10/2010 by Misoir because: (no reason
given)