posted on Dec, 10 2010 @ 07:21 PM
... Jesus is coming on May 21, 2011, The Atlanta Journal-Constitution reported.
Well, that Jesus dude better arrive with a valid passport and an approved visitor visa, otherwise his followers would be forced to obey their
righteous man-made laws and deport his ass .. you know ,, so not so seem like a bunch of hypocrites, ha. I doubt he would be approved for a work
visa, what with the economy the way it is and so many unemployed wanna-be saviors of humanity out of work.
Hey, maybe he can sneak in and become an illegal Jesus, lol. We could use a bunch of them right now, especially if they can really do hocus pocus for
us and fix all our woes.
I can see it now, everyone signing up for a class action lawsuit against the poor dude too ... for breach of
promise(s) and surely for many obvious lapses of fiduciary responsibilities.
Oh, and we better have homeland security run a thorough background check on the guy too, what with so many impostor saviors these days. Better yet,
make him prove it and do one of those cool magic tricks I've heard saviors can do.
Wow, another real Jesus coming to Earth .. again. Really? How lucky is that (I would have thought he wouldn't want to come back here again after
his last visit to Earth). Now, don't muck it up THIS TIME and whack him before he gets a chance to fulfill everyone's prayer request this time.
Gee, I think I'm going to ask him to make ME a chosen one this time. Imagine that, ME, a chosen one this time .. why that would be a dream come
true (lol). It's my turn to be chosen and special this time. !!! Go JESUS !!