Squirrels: Aliens, NWO-spys or super-smart?

Originally posted by Valkyr
And aliens would freeze in the middle of the road why?

Because squirrels do? Nevermind, I just tried to be funny. (this is chit chat afterall)

I always remember when I went on my first school trip with secondary school, it was to London Zoo. The most interesting animal was the squirrel outside. It'd been pasted to the floor bodywise, its tail flapping in the wind.
And on that subject in English lessons, by looking outside we were treated to the ongoing war between the birds and the squirrels, it'd often consist of one squirrel trying to take food, and being chased into the bushes by up to 10 crows.