"Going commando" on the TSA, redux: a kilt-wearer speaks

"Going commando" on the TSA, redux: a kilt-wearer speaks

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The enhanced patdown is very much like a consensual rape. The So Officer Gill starts with my backside, then chest and belly. After that, I stretched my arms out, and we finished the upper body. He then took a courageous breath and steeled his reserve, asking me to step forward with my left foot. This was it…

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Well I saw many calling for such things... But this is the first I've heard of it. You can't really do anything about it, because well we are free to wear kilts commando...

This may start a new thing in which everytime I fly, I wear a kilt.

How many of the ATS users out there are Kilt wearers? Of those how many go commando? Typically at a common hacker con you will see 4-5 kilts, and I know (don't ask me how) that many are indeed worn commando.

I feel bad for LAS this year come Defcon!

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Lmfao... Now thats funny.. If you dont have a kilt handy you can always choose to wear a sarong .. Quite common here in s.e asia (alot more comfortable in the climate here than western clothes.. And yes one goes commando under a sarong as well)

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Great idea!

Thanks!

Hakama, Japanese formal wear is another kilty outfit.

Its always amazed me every wannabe special ops soldier wants a beret, but only real islanders want the kilt

It definitely gets respect.

Thats thar in the picture is a Utilikilt! they are great!

but yeah, my boyfriend wears one of those. I'll be sure to tell him to wear it next time we fly together hahahaha

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a kilt

I suggest kilt+viagra next time.

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Officer Gill met me at the patdown area—a glass-enclosed area to the left of the AIT. There were the usual chairs and mat with the paired footprints in the middle of them. I dutifully assumed the position as he introduced himself. I wondered if I was getting a corsage? Candy? Maybe just a little dirty talk first? Gill was a kid—he couldn’t have been more than twenty-three years old. He sheepishly and nervously admitted that he was new to the TSA and that I was his first patdown. Poor bastard, losing his virginity to a middle aged fat man in a kilt.

Omgosh that's horrible and funny and disgusting all at the same time. Kudos to this TSA agent for coming out of the closet publicly. Hey that takes balls....ummm no pun intended.

I have a Utilikilt (left over from burning man)but no money or plans to fly anywhere.

I can see how it would be fun playing with the TSA.

Why not set up a donation fund for people who are willing to fly in kilts? and they must show proof that they do fly in a kilt, like a video of them approaching security at an airport....I'm sure this could work. I would donate.