posted on Dec, 8 2010 @ 04:52 PM
reply to post by LightBlue
How about a politically correct nursery ryme first?:
Mary Had A Little Lamb Nursery Rhyme
Due to the always changing political climate in today's society, the following nursery rhyme:
Mary had a little lamb. Its fleece was white as snow. Everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go.
has been changed to read:
A young person of the female gender was the possessor of a small immature ruminant of the species genus Ovis, whose outermost covering reflected all
wavelengths of visible light with a luminosity equal to that of a mass of naturally occurring microscopically crystalline water. Regardless of the
translational path chosen by the aforesaid young person, there was a 100% probability that the aforementioned ruminant would select the same pathway.
edit on 8/12/10 by TedHodgson because: im too funny for my own good