posted on Mar, 19 2005 @ 09:52 PM
Sorry I_S_I_S, what was that? I'm still trying to Grok the idea of a phonebook as an enrichment item
use number 17:
A cheap whoopie cushion. If you hold it in one hand and sort of riffle the pages quickly with the other hand, sort of like a slinky, then the
phonebook makes a sort of muffled pharting noise.
use number 18:
free fireplace log
use number 19:
a one-time restaurant guide, if you are the sort that rips out the page you want from the phone book. I was watching an old episode of Columbo, and
noticed that he does this when he is tracking someone. "Hmmm. Dr. Vargas----RIP!--lets just see if you still live at 1403 Chestnut place!"
Pretty rude, really.
Use number 20:
Napkin supply when uninvited guests show up to help you eat pizza. "Dude! your getting it everywhere! Here, use this! (handing them a page from