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The Powers That Be are our friends!

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posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:00 PM
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Come on. Ever wonder why they call it Big Brother? That's because he's there for you! Because honestly, with all those demon-crazed truth seekers, I'm glad to know that they are watching my every move. What if I become one? Then I have my friends to set me straight, and that's what a brother is for!

We are so easily misguided as humans. Just because police bend our human rights a little bit, doesn't mean it's okay for us to argue with them. They have a rough job, guns are heavy and dangerous, and tazers really don't hurt *that* bad. If they bust down my door, it's probably because I crossed the line. So today I am getting rid of my books, like 1984 which is all propaganda against socialism - which is actually the safest form of government.

We are in threat of constant attack, we need them to protect us from ourselves. Thought crimes are the worst crimes. Burn your books, because what have they really done for you? You still struggle every day do you not? Well not me any more. I'm going to get a nice federal job, maybe as a mailman. A job where I can help censor what mail people get and do not get, because there is a lot of disinformation out there!

You all talk about Satan, and the illuminati. But Satan's never said a single bad thing about you, and everyone knows illuminati means LIGHT. Bilderberg HAS to do everything in secret, to help put our minds at ease from the horrors of truth.

So our water has a couple chemicals in it, but it all tastes the same to me. And speaking of taste, I like flouride, even if some of you say it's bad. I use extra, my teeth are so white it hurts. Don't listen to those evil documentaries about how the powers that be are "buying up all the water" - someone has to, would you rather it be you? I could never convince all those people to work for practically nothing, but they can, and that's why they have the job.

I'm not saying suck it up, I'm saying embrace it. We let people like Jesse Ventura and Julian Assange stomp around and try to ruin their perfect plan. Ventura is a wrestler, and a bully, neither are good qualities. And Assange has clearly commited sexual assault - but on our lives. I want to know more about what Republicans think of Democrats, I am tired of hearing about this "transparency" stuff. You know what would happen if we lived in a transparent world? We wouldn't be able to see anything.

I think it's down right... disrespectful! After all, you owe it to the powers that be. You were born.

Thank you. - Because truth won't keep you warm at night, but paying your taxes on time will.





Post Script: Stay tuned for my theory on why we should weaponize space.
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posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:04 PM
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It's a vicious cycle...

Some say U.S gov't is working for the TPTB and they are evil... but some say they stand for freedom and then cite hundreds of examples from aid to Africa to fighting terrorists. We stand up against Korea and some say it's bad, some says it's part of the world dominiation plan. [in my eyes, U.S is both the agressor and defendor]

Some say floride in the water, others says thats bull because in the long run with the health defects and it wouldn't help with depopulation and just cause more money to be dumped into healthcare [which is "free" in Canada]

Some say Big Brother is there to help.. Some says it's to spy. I don't care I'm on camera in public, some believe it's a direct violation of their rights.

I could go on for hours..
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posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:22 PM
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(Satire is hard to pick up on the internet.)



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:28 PM
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I think our lifes are an absolute paradox.

enough said.



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:30 PM
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I look at Big Brother like this:

You could have an awesome Big Brother that buys you ice cream and beats up bullies for you, or you could have Big Brother than pushes you in the dirtand doesn't let you do anything for your "protection".



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:36 PM
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Yeah, like the brother that gives you a swirly, cumpulsively lies to your face, spikes your water and toothpaste.... [ten minutes later].... lies to you about aliens, steals your money ... [ten minutes later] ... Puts tracking devices in your children...
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posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:40 PM
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I can't even begin to tell you how many things in your post are wrong!


I don't want to bore ATS members with a post of info that they already know. How about you give us some REAL info on how BB is helping us? You obviously think it's a good deal? So instead of asking people to embrace BB, why not tell us why? .... Wait a minute, you did!

Your argument presents a fickle understanding of their nature....

If you want me to present some? .... I can answer with a simple reply - SEARCH ATS .... before you come tell us that the NWO an BB are good guys. Phew



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:41 PM
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Here, here!


Seriously, if you don't have something to hide, then why are you worried if someone is spying on you? Huh, huh? What's that in your pocket? Happy to see me, no?

If you're worried you must be hidding something.


The thing is, our big brother has things to hide for our security. He doesn't hide them because he is worried about us knowing, he hides them because if we knew, it would be bad for our security.


Root of all Evil = Love and Truth. Evol = Love backwards. SEE!

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posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:44 PM
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Oh my god, Evol is love backwards! I foresee a new tattoo, next to my Mickey Mouse back piece.



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:45 PM
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reply to post by TortoiseKweek
 


I agree, sarcasm really IS difficult to pick up over the interweb isn't it?



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:46 PM
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reply to post by v1rtu0s0
 


You just contradicted yourself - and I'm not going to point it out for you!

edit on 2010/12/7 by GradyPhilpott because: replaced unneeded quote with "reply to" tag



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:50 PM
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reply to post by TortoiseKweek
 


Hahaha, I just hope by the end of this, you will understand that this entire thread was a joke.



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:51 PM
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Originally posted by ThinkingCap
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I agree, sarcasm really IS difficult to pick up over the interweb isn't it?


Your sarcasm is childish and boorish - You did not reply to my post sincerely. Instead, you thought of an amateur way of trying to discredit me. All you are doing, is discrediting yourself..... keep it up



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 03:51 PM
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say what ???
ummm

this thread gets the biggest BS
award for the week.

Congratulations

that is ... unless it is satire
and even then it wasn't
funny IMO.



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 04:00 PM
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Yeah, it was just satire. For fun. Should've known better, it's right between "Reptilians are real" and "Assange is the new massiah" - no wonder this has been criticized instead of laughed about. I thought it would be a nice switch, from the usual banter. You know, to make you laugh?



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 04:02 PM
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Originally posted by ThinkingCap
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Hahaha, I just hope by the end of this, you will understand that this entire thread was a joke.


Grow up! FFS! You posted under a serious topic! That post wasn't intended to be a joke! You got owned, and now you are running with your tail between your legs! If you we're joking around, you'd post in another forum!

Shame on You



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 04:04 PM
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reply to post by TortoiseKweek
 


Uhh...lol... Will you go back up to the thread, re-read it, and just keep the word "satire" in the back of your head? There's a reason why this post is so rediculous - because it's a joke. You've been fooled, but apparently I'm not very funny, so I can see how you could have taken this so seriously.



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 04:08 PM
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Let's calm down here.

The OP is a piece of satire on the issues that most members of ATS are concerned about.

I'm not going to say that the OP is in a league with Jonathon Swift, but I thought the piece was amusing and it could generate some interesting discussion if some members weren't so deathly serious and hellbent on maligning the OP.

There are some actionable posts on this thread, but I'm going to assume that maybe some got a little too agitated and failed to see the forest for the trees.

So, let's all kiss and make up.

If this thread does not please you, there are something on the order of a billion more on this site that should be of interest.

Can we all get along?



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 04:10 PM
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It was fun to write, to say the least. I'm in a better mood now, hope for some it did it's job!



posted on Dec, 7 2010 @ 04:12 PM
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Oh man! This has been kind of a tough day with everything going on.

And you just put the smile right back on my face


Thank you ThinkingCap



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