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Originally posted by projectvxn
He has a porch full of preteen girls?
buy locster mugs, tshirts and magnets
a crip with a reputation for being a "gangster"
Originally posted by hhcore
What exactly is a "Locster"?
Let me tell you what a "Locster" is.....
A Locster is one of the sexiest men around... Even a straight man would ask himself, 'would I?', and the answer is usually "yes". You can't get close to a Locster because of all the underwear being thrown at him by the women... this is why it's hard to pinpoint a Locsters position. He needs to be stealthy in order to get a normal everyday chore done. Going to the store is usually a problem for fear of being mobbed.
We may look at a Locster and wish we were him - especially when he pulls on those spiderman pyjamas... oh to die for! BUT - it is in all reality one of the hardest things, to be a Locster. I really wouldn't wish it on my most hated enemy. Envy be damned!
Happy birthday dude.