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Originally posted by Gazrok
Some of my all-time favorites:
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
War does not determine who is right - only who is left.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.
Having sex is like playing bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand.
Fighting for peace is like f@ing for virginity.
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian
Crowded elevators smell different to midgets.
Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
Originally posted by Misoir
Well I only came here because I thought it said “Best One Inchers” and I needed a laugh.edit on 12/21/2010 by Misoir because: (no reason given)