"if it would not blow itself up in true terrorist fashion then they would blow it up! "

I spit my coffee out at that!
Darn you Proto, now I have to stop my end of the world preparations to clean this monitor, I hope you sleep well knowing you have delayed my endeavors.

A worthy tale related in that unique style that makes Proto such a worthy ATS contributor.

Someone else mentioned it, but this line 'if it would not blow itself up in true terrorist fashion then they would blow it up' is an absolute GEM!!

Thanks for those wonderful few minutes of grinning and laughter as I read that Proto

Originally posted by Cherryontop
"if it would not blow itself up in true terrorist fashion then they would blow it up! "

I spit my coffee out at that!
Darn you Proto, now I have to stop my end of the world preparations to clean this monitor, I hope you sleep well knowing you have delayed my endeavors.

This was probably not quite as funny as the picture of Obama I posted greedily drinking a dixie cup full of soda through a straw on my thread about Obama wanting to create a 'sugar' tax, to tax soda and candy, but I am glad to hear it had a similiar effect.

Now since ATS has all rights to this thread, you will want to have your attorney contact Above Media for damages!

As usual Proto is blameless.

Glad to hear you enjoyed it my friend.

In other (unrelated) news, a plane was hijacked at the Denver airport and crashed into the governors mansion, six banks were robbed with water pistols, the police department was broken into and all the coc aine in the evidence locker and all the guns are gone, the state of Colorado is going bankrupt, and a woman sued the city for $25billion for the emotional suffering her son experienced watching his robot blown up on TV.

Originally posted by Dagar
A worthy tale related in that unique style that makes Proto such a worthy ATS contributor.

Someone else mentioned it, but this line 'if it would not blow itself up in true terrorist fashion then they would blow it up' is an absolute GEM!!

Thanks for those wonderful few minutes of grinning and laughter as I read that Proto

I am just thankful you didn't wake up anyone sleeping the house like the last time I gave you a chuckle on a thread! Good thing you signed on early today my friend?

Maybe this is the whole unspoken strategy by our think tanks in fighting the War on Terror they are trying to distract the enemy by making them laugh so hard at our own pathetic antics that they realize what more harm to us could they do, that we haven't already done ourselves?

As always it's great to read your post my friend.

Originally posted by dbloch7986
In other (unrelated) news, a plane was hijacked at the Denver airport and crashed into the governors mansion, six banks were robbed with water pistols, the police department was broken into and all the coc aine in the evidence locker and all the guns are gone, the state of Colorado is going bankrupt, and a woman sued the city for $25billion for the emotional suffering her son experienced watching his robot blown up on TV.

I could just see the city of Denver having to settle a big lawsuit over blowing up the Kid's robot.

Too funny.

All kidding aside I wonder what it does to children in general to see this kind of story on the TV and to question if their own toys then might represent a danger to them.

This kind of reminds me of "Mr. Bill" from Saturday Night Live in the 1970's where they did small movies on doing horrible things to a small clay doll.

Thanks for the great post my friend.

Do you remember when someone used lcd panels which were attached by magnets to various Boston buildings. Similar over-reaction and similar level of looking ridiculous, if I remember correctly.

Originally posted by Thoriumisbest
Do you remember when someone used lcd panels which were attached by magnets to various Boston buildings. Similar over-reaction and similar level of looking ridiculous, if I remember correctly.

I don't remember but those rotten no good terrorist creeps! LCD Panels what where they trying to do to the good Puritans of Boston, entertain them and try to get them to dance?

The villians, the more I read about the War on Terror the more frightened I become!

I don't understand why everyone is laughing and joking in this thread.

It was a Cylon. Battlestar Galactica is real and they have finally found Earth.

But they have brought the Cylons with them, and we must blow them up whenever we see one.