We in England are apparantly about to be hit with blizzard conditions and -20°C temps.

Cue the daily mail et al scare stories and copious snow pics

Yes its winter

Winter is cold

It snows sometimes

And the usual one flake of snow falling on London will reduce those southern softies to a jelly like wobbly panic so therefore the WHOLE country will grind to a halt and those with Chelsea tractors (4×4's) will be driving around with self satisfied, smug grins