I Blame The Office of Innovation and Improvement

Originally posted by mnemeth1
United States Institute of Peace

LOL

What the # am I reading?

Is this a flashback from my trip tuesday, or is this an actual group?

Presidential Food Service

Because the president requires an entire bureaucracy to eat.

Food and Nutrition Service

I wish these guys weren't a bunch of epic failures. The US has way to many fat chicks. If only government could rid us of fat women. I might even give up anarchy if government could just accomplish this one simple task.

Is that too much to ask for?

Congressional Budget Office

Failboat

President’s Economic Recovery Advisory Board

LOL

The level of fail these clowns have achieved as been recorded in the Guinness Book of World Records as a new historic accomplishment.

Office of National Drug Control Policy

Because without them, people might use uncontrolled substances.

Clearly a fail at every level of fail on the fail tree.

President’s Intelligence Advisory Board

Oxymoron? You decide.

Office of Scheduling and Advance

Because we need an entire bureaucracy to schedule appointments in advance.

Office of Public Engagement

I would mark them down as a fail, but they are causing a lot of tea parties to spontaneously occur by simply existing.

So I have to mark them down as a win.

National Economic Council

Clearly a council of geniuses. Where would we be without them?

National Agricultural Library

Because uneducated food is a crime against humanity.

Federal Crop Insurance Corporation

Because insuring crops is the responsibility of the tax payer.

Office of Migrant Education

Ensuring migrants are educated to vote democrat or republican at all costs.

Title One Office

No idea what these clowns do, but I'm sure the survival of the nation depends on it.

Bureau of Industry and Security

I would say failboat, but these guys are more like failtrainwreck.

Minority Business Development Agency

Fail? I think so.

President’s Advisory Board on Tribal Colleges and Universities
Division of State, Tribal and Local Assistance
Division of State and Tribal Systems
Division of Tribal Temporary Assistance for Needy Families Management
Office of State, Tribal, Local and Territorial Support
etc.. etc.. ad nauseum

If you know anything about the current state of Indian tribes, you know where these guys fall on the fail-o-meter.

Guantanamo Base Closure Commission

Ensuring GITMO never closes - ever - or they might be out of a job.

Office of Economic Adjustment

Helping adjust our economy into poverty since 1961

Defense Threat Reduction Agency

LOL

This is like the United States Institute For Peace - only funnier.