I Blame The Office of Innovation and Improvement

For all of our economic problems.

One of the many useless bureaucracies that our criminal federal government operates.

Supposedly they are responsible for innovation and improvement.

Clearly, they have failed.

Praise Mao and may Stalin expropriate your raw milk.

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I also blame Office of Social Innovation and Civic Participation.

Clearly they have also failed.

Hmm.... The Center for Delivery, Organization and Markets

Those guys must suck at their jobs too.

It makes strategic investments in innovative educational practices through two dozen discretionary grant programs and coordinates the public school choice and supplemental educational services provisions of the Elementary and Secondary Education Act as amended by No Child Left Behind.

Official Site

Yeah, they fail.

Quick! somebody post a quote about the downfall of society as a result of misguided education!!

Originally posted by leira7

It makes strategic investments in innovative educational practices through two dozen discretionary grant programs and coordinates the public school choice and supplemental educational services provisions of the Elementary and Secondary Education Act as amended by No Child Left Behind.

Yeah, they fail.

Quick! somebody post a quote about the downfall of society as a result of misguided education!!

I thought the Center for Outcomes and Evidence was supposed to keep an eye on the Office of Innovation and Improvement's progress?

Oh, nm, they only deal with the outcome of government managed healthcare.

We need a new office to deal with outcomes and evidence in education.

LOL

Here's an office that's doing it's job perfectly:

www.irs.gov...

The Office Of Human Capital

They are responsible for hiring IRS agents hahahahah

Fitting title.

What I don't get is all these agencies work just fine on a personal level. That is most individuals working for these agencies have good motives and agendas. The problem is when the collective hive takes over the whole thing goes to. . .
Our judicial system is a great example for this with the revolving door inmate system it has created.

hmmmm

Office of Fair Housing and Equal Opportunity

I think we can chalk that one up as a total fail.

Originally posted by AnteBellum
What I don't get is all these agencies work just fine on a personal level. That is most individuals working for these agencies have good motives and agendas. The problem is when the collective hive takes over the whole thing goes to. . .
Our judicial system is a great example for this with the revolving door inmate system it has created.

They don't work at all.

Let's not kid ourselves here.

The mega fail award goes to The Office of Small and Disadvantaged Business Utilization.

HAHAhAH

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When you look in Websters dictionary under fail, it says see: The Office of Small and Disadvantaged Business Utilization

Professional Responsibility Advisory Office

failboat

Office of Management Policy, Rightsizing and Innovation

LOL

The creation of this ridiculous creature is an "innovation" in failure.

Is it safe to say, that no ONE office is going to make it right, because, eitherway, it will still be part of The Machine that is beyond even government, beyond the plastic.

There is a war, a war for control.
Abolishing Global Government is yet another battle.

it's bigger than paper and gold.
bigger than law.

National Highway Traffic Safety Administration

Epic failboat

These people are responsible for more dead American's every year than any other bureaucracy.

EPIC FAIL ALERT

Office of Financial Stability
Office of Thrift Supervision (being abolished in 2011)

Of course, we don't need thrift in government.

Thrift is for poor people.

Office of Domestic Finance

Fail x10 with a double deluxe back-flip

National Capital Planning Commission

Failing at life is a full time job for these clowns.

Office of Government Ethics

These guys fail so hard that they are being sued by the Office of English Language Acquisition for redefining the meaning of the word fail.

Division of Economic Independence

Because it takes hard work to make failing look this easy.

Domestic Nuclear Detection Office

Because we might not notice a nuke go off.