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Man arrested after ejaculating during TSA patdown

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posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:26 PM
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And he's held with no bail too for ''sexually assaulting a federal agent'' as TSA members are referred to as.
His crime? He has sexual dysfunction and the TSA agent was feeling his penis piercings a bit too long. So he ejaculated, was thrown to the ground, and thrown in jail.

www.deadseriousnews.com...

This is just getting ridiculous now. Absolutely ridiculous.

I found this after where wikileaks is going to show his arrest papers

www.deadseriousnews.com...
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posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:29 PM
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Um I guess you didn't look at that site very closely, its obviously a satire piece. All the Recent News section to the right contains is outlandish nonsense.



posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:29 PM
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His name is Percy Cummings, an interior designer from Frisco? This HAS to be a joke



posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:31 PM
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Serisouly? I need to stop crawling craigslist and start flying more!

Though in hindsight, craigslist is cheaper.



posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:31 PM
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EEEK. If it is a joke, my deepest apologies! I am SO sorry. I try to post good things only. Well, I guess if it is fake, we got a chuckle, I'm embarassed but chuckling and there ya go. >_>



posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:32 PM
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Anyone ejaculating during the pat down will be subject to arrest, you gotta be kidding me!


First, they want to molest air travelers but now, they won't even let us enjoy it. I guess only the TSA perverts are allowed to enjoy the experience of humiliating the passengers.




ETA: Even if this is fake, its exactly what you'd expect from those TSA jerks.
edit on 12/1/10 by FortAnthem because: Stand still damn you!
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posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:32 PM
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Sexual assault, what do they call what the TSA agent was doing? Talk about unfair, they give you a happy ending and then bust you for it. I wonder, what if a woman had an orgasm while being searched.........prove she was faking, and would the charges be the same?



posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:33 PM
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ROFL yeah, I'm SO sorry. I hit the 'about' and this came up:

About

Dead Serious News is a satirical website that is updated on an irregular basis. With the exception of the names of public figures, all names are fictional.


So again, my apologies for it all. LOL. But hey, like I said, if people get a grin out of it then I guess I did okay.
I'm still redfaced though.....



posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:35 PM
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Googling this brings up a ton of fringe sites, and, of course, this thread. But nothing more so far. And with a "partner" for this person named "Sergio Armani" I'm thinking satire.

~Heff



posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:37 PM
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It is, Heff. And I just posted like 2 or 3 replies apologising for it. I had NO idea til someone pointed it out after I posted it. >_>
No ill meant at ALL. I try to be as real and focused as I can because I want to be helpful, not mocking and so on.
Hope you all can forgive my oversite.



posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:38 PM
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Looks like "DSN" is competing with The ONION.

LOL. I try to read the "Onion" every week, when it comes out. Now there's another source for a laugh!

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Just saw this...with "Wikileaks" getting so much attention....

Julian Assange Fired From IT Job At Pentagon

Brilliant!!
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posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:39 PM
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Well I'm glad somebody enjoyed the pat downs


OK enough it's a bogus story



posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:40 PM
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Originally posted by havenvideo
His name is Percy Cummings, an interior designer from Frisco? This HAS to be a joke




posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:42 PM
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I'm glad it turned out to be satire, however it's scary and I'm sad to have to admit that were this true it wouldn't have surprised me very much.

edit on 1-12-2010 by tjack because: I wanted to be more clear



posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:44 PM
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lmao

I have officially just spewed my soda
all over my computer screen

and the TSA wasn't even here


thanks for that satire piece
I needed the chuckle



posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:52 PM
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Dont worry

Tomorrow it will be on fox news as a real piece...hannity will probably do a special hour on this.

since when does reality interfere with news reporting anyhow.

lol...yes...deadseriousnews is making fun of the crybabies now...it has become a joke now.



posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:52 PM
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WoW,


I am still not banned yet.

After all, I am exercising my rights to speak out about the people of this site.

All extremist terrorists and against the US gov.

You need to change your views and support your gov.

After all, you are not going to survive a war without govs protection.
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posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:55 PM
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Originally posted by subject9
Obviously a FAG.

Skeptic gaylord and his band of gay men pass your details to the US gov.

I know they pass all your IP addresses and usernames to the US gov to be put on the watchlist.

I say F**k skeptic and his BS. Revolt against this site and back your Government.

ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT.

Ask Billy Irvine this: Why does he LOOK like a PEDO????????


I am thinking there is not much of a future for you here.
lol...ciao mate...whats this, like the 4th alias banned today?
Pity when someone simply has nothing to add to life...anyhow, good luck with that whole life thing



posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 07:57 PM
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posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 08:08 PM
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I think this might be a hoax.
The man's name is Mr. Cummings. lol There is a companion story (link in the article) of Wikileaks to release thousands of documents concerning Mr. Cummings arrest. A funny read though. lol



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