posted on Dec, 1 2010 @ 04:41 PM
Hello there! Boo another TSA thread. I know, I know.
But anyway this one is a bit tongue in cheek, I think you know where I'm going with it. Particularly directed at the Americans of ATS.
Got to fly this Christmas? Got to fly anytime come to that?
Well when you avoid the death ray scanner, slowly exploding your DNA with those healthy Terahertz waves, and choose the 'optional' pat down. While
you are being gratuitously groped, without so much as dinner before hand, why not let out a nice sneeze? If they have a problem with it, just say you
must be allergic to sexual assault or something.
Obviously if you are actually unwell don't sneeze a big wet one and spread diseases around, but a fake one should cause some harmless unease to
Mods if this is in the wrong place, do your business... It might be better in off topics or something.