Originally posted by ewokdisco
Christmas is soon up on us so I have decided to share some TOP seduction skills with my single ATS brothers. A gift, if you will.
1 a beautiful woman is like a wild horse; she will need to be tamed before you can enjoy each other’s company. The way to do this is not to smile or raise your eyebrows as this will show her that she can dominate you. Also mock her slightly and bring her ego back to earth. She will secretly love to be tamed.
2 no woman like a wimpy or needy man. So act like a jerk or macho. She will love this and swoon for you. Say things like ‘babe, get over to mine, right now’ or ‘go change that outfit, it’s a party not fancy dress, babe’. Tell her how to dress and make her go get you beer.
3 there are MILLIONS of hot and single women out there. If she misbehaves, let her walk. You can always get another, so do not accept bad manners from her. For example.
Her: if you don’t do what I say, I am leaving.
You: See ya!
She will quickly step into line after this show of guts and macho attitude.
4 never let her be your girlfriend or fiancée. And have at least 5 women in your stable. If she asks you ‘do you see other women?’ always say yes and remind her ‘I am not looking for a girlfriend right now’ this will keep her on her toes and competition is good for a beautiful woman. Is a proven fact having more than one woman on the go is better for your health.
5 never spend money on them or go on dates. You must always call the shots and get them over to your place [or theirs if they have a better place] and keep them one tiny step from a giving relationship. Be late when you meet her somewhere. And never apologize. Women secretly love this behavior.
So there it is. I hope all of this golden advice will get you many beautiful women. And remember, a beautiful woman is just a woman with better features than an average one.