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5 Top Tips for Getting a Beautiful Woman

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posted on Dec, 6 2010 @ 02:21 PM
reply to post by EFGuy

I can't decide which is more disturbing, the hair, or the chin(s)....

EDIT: (ack, see previous page)
edit on 6-12-2010 by Gazrok because: (no reason given)

posted on Dec, 13 2010 @ 03:16 AM
This will win you the heart of a teenage girl or the kind of girl that it's dangerous to pull these kinds of things with. Have fun.

posted on Dec, 13 2010 @ 03:19 AM
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Who leaked you my picture??? WHO??? WHO????


posted on Jan, 24 2011 @ 07:36 PM

Originally posted by ewokdisco

Christmas is soon up on us so I have decided to share some TOP seduction skills with my single ATS brothers. A gift, if you will.

1 a beautiful woman is like a wild horse; she will need to be tamed before you can enjoy each other’s company. The way to do this is not to smile or raise your eyebrows as this will show her that she can dominate you. Also mock her slightly and bring her ego back to earth. She will secretly love to be tamed.

2 no woman like a wimpy or needy man. So act like a jerk or macho. She will love this and swoon for you. Say things like ‘babe, get over to mine, right now’ or ‘go change that outfit, it’s a party not fancy dress, babe’. Tell her how to dress and make her go get you beer.

3 there are MILLIONS of hot and single women out there. If she misbehaves, let her walk. You can always get another, so do not accept bad manners from her. For example.
Her: if you don’t do what I say, I am leaving.
You: See ya!
She will quickly step into line after this show of guts and macho attitude.

4 never let her be your girlfriend or fiancée. And have at least 5 women in your stable. If she asks you ‘do you see other women?’ always say yes and remind her ‘I am not looking for a girlfriend right now’ this will keep her on her toes and competition is good for a beautiful woman. Is a proven fact having more than one woman on the go is better for your health.

5 never spend money on them or go on dates. You must always call the shots and get them over to your place [or theirs if they have a better place] and keep them one tiny step from a giving relationship. Be late when you meet her somewhere. And never apologize. Women secretly love this behavior.

So there it is. I hope all of this golden advice will get you many beautiful women. And remember, a beautiful woman is just a woman with better features than an average one.

Well from reading this I'm gona take the chance in this reply getting deleted.

From what you have said ewokdisco it sounds like your xmas was more than likely spent sitting alone at home watching porn.

I hope you didn't end up:-

Going blind
Getting RSI
Killing your keyboard due to liquid damage

posted on Feb, 1 2011 @ 01:19 AM
Im sorry but I find this hilarious. I can't believe some of the people who actually took this seriously and harassed you, Ewok. Theres obvious sarcasm just smacking you in the face with this post.

Nice work, Ewok.

posted on Feb, 1 2011 @ 03:12 AM
reply to post by ewokdisco

Won't a person be better off trying to find someone that is "acceptable" physically(let's face it chemical reaction is important for romantic bonding and physical attractiveness is important too) and focus on the mental/emotional/spiritual compatibility more?

The average chick might not be a super model but is very much acceptable from a physical/chemical perspective.
And if you just chase for a quick lay your only setting yourself up for super failure. STD's, getting a chick you may think is "hot" but can't stand knocked up... To name a few bad scenario's.

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