Originally posted by ewokdisco
2 no woman like a wimpy or needy man. So act like a jerk or macho. She will love this and swoon for you. Say things like ‘babe, get over to mine, right now’ or ‘go change that outfit, it’s a party not fancy dress, babe’. Tell her how to dress and make her go get you beer.
You're quite a catch, ewokdisco. I like the cut o' your jib.
*long drawn out wolf whistle*
I'd like a beer, but before you go get it, there's a little pink jumpsuit in the closet. Put that on and then bring me that beer. I'll put on some Clutch CD's and then we's gonna paaaaaarty hardy!!!