posted on Nov, 28 2010 @ 11:28 AM
Originally posted by ewokdisco
Christmas is soon up on us so I have decided to share some TOP seduction skills with my single ATS brothers. A gift, if you will.
1 a beautiful woman is like a wild horse; she will need to be tamed before you can enjoy each other’s company. The way to do this is not to smile or
raise your eyebrows as this will show her that she can dominate you. Also mock her slightly and bring her ego back to earth. She will secretly love to
TAMED! Sorry but women are not animals and you don't tame them..
2 no woman like a wimpy or needy man. So act like a jerk or macho. She will love this and swoon for you. Say things like ‘babe, get over to mine,
right now’ or ‘go change that outfit, it’s a party not fancy dress, babe’. Tell her how to dress and make her go get you beer.
Again you are gonna get men punched in the face or worse, single for life like you I assume. Women do NOT like macho men or jerks contrary to what
your delusional single mind thinks.
NEVER tell a woman how to dress and never demand a women to get you a beer. If you act like a nice guy then she will WANT to get you a beer.
3 there are MILLIONS of hot and single women out there. If she misbehaves, let her walk. You can always get another, so do not accept bad manners from
her. For example.
Her: if you don’t do what I say, I am leaving.
You: See ya!
She will quickly step into line after this show of guts and macho attitude.
WHAT...You need help! Women are not things to possess and control.
4 never let her be your girlfriend or fiancée. And have at least 5 women in your stable. If she asks you ‘do you see other women?’ always say yes
and remind her ‘I am not looking for a girlfriend right now’ this will keep her on her toes and competition is good for a beautiful woman. Is a
proven fact having more than one woman on the go is better for your health.p.
OMG seriously this is when I wish there were no T&Cs on this site..
5 never spend money on them or go on dates. You must always call the shots and get them over to your place [or theirs if they have a better place] and
keep them one tiny step from a giving relationship. Be late when you meet her somewhere. And never apologize. Women secretly love this
Haha NO we don't. You are a sad lonely man who has no clue about women. STOP giving out your crap advice please and go find a real woman instead of
the usual blow up kind you more than likely get your info from.
Never be late, compliment her, open doors and yes go on dates! No self respecting woman would ever date a man who acts like this!
So there it is. I hope all of this golden advice will get you many beautiful women. And remember, a beautiful woman is just a woman with better
features than an average one.
You are seriously demented. Sad thing is there are people on here who will listen to you! You need to get out of your basement and find a real women,
seriously. I bet 40 Year Old Virgin is your favorite movie.