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Originally posted by whaaa
Originally posted by Aeons
Time to lose some weight and buff up with some training - there's a nice bra with a logo on it waiting to be filled out.
Well if you feel that's necessary. I prefer my superheros a little on the chubby side and braless but I've always marched to the beat of a different drummer.
Ever since I could remember
Ive always thought I had potential to be a super hero.
As I was growing a great ZEN master took me under his wing
and taught me the ways of the Drive through
I spend most of the day surfing the web as a mild manor NERD.
My mother was a princes on the planet You betcha
Ive never met my father.
Apparently he is a great man back on Earth.
So whenever there is a crises back on Earth.
I change into my Superhero clothes and
drink the secret superhero potion
Then me and my side kicks come to the rescue
Originally posted by HomerinNC
okay seriously now, how many of these people would roll up the first time someone pulls a knife or a gun on em?
Sorry, this is just too damn dangerous
Seriously. Did He just call us out?
Originally posted by concerned190
Super gay is my favorite