UNLEASHED: 03: .....Hillbilly Holiday?

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posted on Nov, 26 2010 @ 11:15 PM
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In a neverending quest for humorous stories and jokes, semper has taken a trip back to his roots and will be sharing some of his Hillbilly Holiday with the listeners..

We hope you will join us for the show


Disclaimer I am only typing what semperfortis demanded that I type I am not responsible for the content of the show nor do I vouch for the general quality of the jokes skits of said show can someone please find me and break me out of this place its very dark here but fear no more light is always at the end of the tunnel or so they say is it 2012 yet I cant tell as I said oh nevermind

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edit on Mon, 24 Jan 2011 19:08:37 -0600 by JacKatMtn because: (no reason given)




posted on Nov, 27 2010 @ 03:52 AM
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Could not resist
Hence the small letters




posted on Nov, 27 2010 @ 08:39 AM
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Exactly "WHO" let Jack out of his Box???

(That never gets old)



That is correct folks.. I am in Hillbilly Heaven and will be hosting from the wonderful mountains of Eastern TN..


Believe it or not ,
These are Memphis , TN 's REAL 911 Calls!


Dispatcher : 9-1-1 What is your emergency?
Caller: I heard what sounded like gunshots coming from the brown house on the corner.
Dispatcher: Do you have an address?
Caller: No, I have on a blouse and slacks, why?





posted on Nov, 27 2010 @ 11:40 AM
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Wait a minute?! Why am I laughing!!!



posted on Nov, 27 2010 @ 04:35 PM
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Hillbilly Holiday is that be fore or after deer season
edit on 27-11-2010 by hillbilly4rent because: (no reason given)



posted on Nov, 27 2010 @ 04:49 PM
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I think semper can answer that one... although I am starting to question whether he is on vacation, or in his infinite wisdom.. thought that by driving west with blue lights flashing.. he could catch more Black Friday sales.. I think he made it to Tennessee before he realized that his Ford Taurus couldn't keep up with the time zones, so now he's calling it a vacation ?

Wonder if he has that on tape?



posted on Nov, 27 2010 @ 04:57 PM
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I think he made it to Tennessee before he realized that his Ford Taurus couldn't keep up with the time zones, so now he's calling it a vacation ?





posted on Nov, 27 2010 @ 06:53 PM
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I'm looking forward to it.

Oh, and Jack? I thought it'd been made perfectly clear to you by now...

There is no escape.

Speak to you tomorrow then!




posted on Nov, 28 2010 @ 12:21 PM
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Ahh, I'm sorry guys. Not gonna be able to make it tonight.

Nothing sinister, you know. Just stuff.

Have fun!

edit on 28/11/2010 by Ayana because: (no reason given)





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