Happy Thanksgiving to me -- (just got outta the pokey)

first of all Happy Thanksgiving to everybuddy

Some of you must of been wonderin what happened to the old WORM I woke up yesterday morning in the jail with a blanket wrapped around my lower half. According to the "Kentucky state police' I was walking on marginal highway only wearin my shorts. So they say. Buncha big boys. I dont' remember any of that (so they say) Theys let me out early this morning and I have not been able to post here cause there's not computers in jail.

I got 10 hours community service and I'm gonna be painting walls in Alexandria.

Rod was a little P.O.'d about what happened. He's cooking the turkey day meal today and not talkin to me at all.

Ronnie

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Did somebody slip the Inchworm a mickey???

How did ya end up on the highway in your skivvies there Ronnie? Inquiring minds most certainly want to know!

~Heff

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Not sure how I ended up on the highway like they say-- theyre' probably lying anywho.

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Maybe somethings are best left unsaid

And it looks like old inchworm is back on the old cough medicine.

Thanks

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Good ol' Kentucky, eh? Alexandra's not too far away, Ever since they've put me on ambien my wife has put alarms on the doors now. One night, I was on the roof of the garage after the ambien Tell Ronnie to just be cool, and since it's Thanksgiving, to just be thankful you didn't get hit by a truck or something.

What a way to wake up. I bet you didn't feel too good.

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Maybe you should give Rod a hand and arm stuffing that turkey

You need to apologise me thinks

Wow....well that doesn't sound like a fun evening esp if you can't remember.

You should be more careful when you go out. You could have gotten hurt, then what would Rod do?

Happy Thanksgiving!

Originally posted by OzWeatherman
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Maybe you should give Rod a hand and arm stuffing that turkey

You need to apologise me thinks

Thanks for yer reply, buddy. Ya see, Rods acting like a big baby not talkin TO ME-- why should I help that ding dong with anything?

Originally posted by inchworm

Originally posted by OzWeatherman
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Maybe you should give Rod a hand and arm stuffing that turkey

You need to apologise me thinks

Thanks for yer reply, buddy. Ya see, Rods acting like a big baby not talkin TO ME-- why should I help that ding dong with anything?

Yeah tell him to stop acting like a child and grow up


Its thanksgiving

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Rod just said "Stop acting like a college boy and staying drunk all the time-- act your age!' Jokes on him, I never went to college.

Rod went to college and he always lords that fact over me. He likes to make me feel bad about myself I think sometimes.

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Rod sounds kind of abusive ...

Have you ever considered going to a shelter for battered men ??

anyhoo,

I'm sure that ding dong will cool off once you've had some make up sex.

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Thanks for yer reply, pal. Ya see, Rod is just kinda moody. Besides that he can be a good bud

By the way, Rods a fella so I'm not sure about yer comment about "making up' s-e-x.

Walking down the road without any pants on?

What happened did her husband come home early?

Originally posted by Oneolddude
Walking down the road without any pants on?

What happened did her husband come home early?

Yep, them cops said I was walking down the high way only wearing my undershorts or nothin. Wasnt' anything to do with no lady wife.

So....

Time to do it all over again tonite?

just your skivvies??? or did u have your red cowboy boots on to?