reply to post by OmegaLogos
Once upon a time, a long time ago, I am told, I was born. I have my doubts about this event, as I have no recollection of it, and all the proof I can
find is simply a *possibly faked* piece of paper... The Obama birther threads tell me that this can be faked, so I am skeptical.... Well there is my
mothers word. But in all reality, do I really know
this woman? I don't remember meeting her, and yet she was just there...
She could be a plant.
Anyway, as I was saying. I figure that my birth was nothing more than a cointel false flag operation meant to lull me into some false sense of
security... Possibly to obfuscate some greater truth... Yet, for the sake of this story, I will accept the "official story" as plausible...
After his supposed "birth event" things stay really fuzzy for a number of years. I have some vague memory of something called a "nuk nuk" and
another bizarre object I may have referred to as "my woobie"... but beyond that it's almost all just a blur.
Then come the next several years... maybe from 5 or 6 years after this "false flag event of my birth" up until about sixteen years afterwards... I
discovered something, at that stage of all this, called "Crown Royal" and, well, suddenly the next couple of decades became a memory blur as
My point is this... I am pretty sure that I am living out an alien abduction, right now! While I haven't actually experienced what I often see
referred to here as "a probing" I did experience a "divorce" and, from what I can tell, it's basically the same thing.....
So, help me Obi Wan (or anyone else who has a clue as to why this could be happening to me), you are my only hope....
(and before this gets me 80 u2u's of varying levels of support and condemnation...this is all just the meanderings of my imagination... well except
for the not remembering my birth part...and thinking my mother might be an evil secret agent... if you met her you'd agree!)