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body scanner operater caught masturbating at colorado airport [HOAX]

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posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:33 AM
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Airport officials at Denver International airport were on high alert yesterday when a full body scanner operator was caught masturbating in his booth as a team of High School netball players went through the scanner. "The young ladies were going through the scanner one by one, and every time one went through, this guys face was getting redder and redder. His hand was moving and then he started sweating. He was then seen doing his 'O' face. That's when the security dragged him out of his booth and cuffed him. He had his pants round his ankles and everybody was really disgusted," Jeb Rather, a passenger on a flight to New York told CBS news.


well i just dont know what to say about this. i hope that it may wake up those that are still following the plot of the "Security Theater" we are watching, which is x-rated by the way. (x-ray-ted? anyone?)

anyone travelling by air on the day before thanksgiving should consider participating in National Opt-Out Day, a grassroots protest designed to express our discontent with these forced strip searches. Be warned though, the pat-downs that follow opting out of the scanner are invasive, and (by design IMO) can feel like sexual assault. i will provide the link below.

www.optoutday.com...

qouted article:

www.dailysquib.co.uk...

edit on 22-11-2010 by iNTERPLANETARyR.O.M.E.O. because: edit to add original text link

edit on 22-11-2010 by iNTERPLANETARyR.O.M.E.O. because: (no reason given)




posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:35 AM
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Sorry.. I see you added the source article.. however, I see nothing from CBS. If the guys reportedly talked to CBS they should have something. Until I see something from them, I have to hold out on the validity of the story.
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posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:38 AM
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I'll wait til the MSM says something before I actually comment



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:38 AM
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reply to post by iNTERPLANETARyR.O.M.E.O.
 


This is repulsive! Off with their heads!!!

Listen, this TSA is the biggest plauge to have hit America in a while. I think its things like these that really unite American's. I don't re-call the last time most of us agreed on something like we do on this. END THE TSA! END THE TSA!



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:38 AM
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The article mentions CNN and CBS. If this were real I'm quite sure it would be front page on those sites.

Seriously, the problem with TSA is serious enough. We don't need fake news stories made up. Leave the propaganda to the government, please.



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:39 AM
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true or not it is a great story none the less. Thanks for posting S&F

Nice



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:41 AM
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Watch

Public outcry will get so big against TSA that they will repeal them from airports or make drastic changes. Then something huge will happen that they can blame on the lack of TSA and the public will accept an even more drastic set of rules.

Deeper down the rabbit hole we will travel.

It's all a game and if you think its in the news because news outlets are listening to the masses finally, you have lost your mind.



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:41 AM
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"Leave the propaganda to the government, please."

I disagree. Keep shoveling the crap right back at those treasonous dirtbags. Fight fire with fire.



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:42 AM
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yeah ive been searching for key phrases and quotes, and correct if it were real we would see it on cnn and cbs. so not sure about the source, sorry folks.

i will say that I HOPE this is a HOAX. I also would not be surprised if it wasn't



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:46 AM
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People, this is a satire website. Look at the bottom of the page:

"The Daily Squib is a curious satirical publication and should therefore be taken _____ seriously
"



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:46 AM
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yes exactly. fight fire with fire. not that it was my original intention, but if more people participate in opt out day, the BS was worth it, no?



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:48 AM
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lolz. did not notice that. satire is usually funny though, so not only HOAX, but un-funny satire as well.



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:49 AM
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Originally posted by glitch88
The article mentions CNN and CBS. If this were real I'm quite sure it would be front page on those sites.

Seriously, the problem with TSA is serious enough. We don't need fake news stories made up. Leave the propaganda to the government, please.


Right because we all know CNN and CBS would never suppress real news... Sigh



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:51 AM
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Ugh and spew!

Get same sex people to see same sex people.

Also, stop this body scan thing - otherwise no-one will travel and the airlines will all go broke.



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:51 AM
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No, that is not how you effectively fight propaganda. Truth is the only thing that prevails over lies. Ever heard the term "stooping to their level"?

If you want to fight an effective war over someone who is trying to deceive you, you have to be above reproach. Otherwise all it becomes is a mudslinging contest which will only serve to detract from the real issue at hand.



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:55 AM
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I did not say that. I am well aware of the MSM ability to cover up the truth. That is not the point though. You fail at understanding how news articles are written. If one references a MSM outlet, it is because they got the story from that publication. The publication cited would not leak the story with their name on it and not report on it themselves.
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posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:56 AM
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I call BS

Since when does anyone in America, yet alone Colorado play NETBALL??


Last I checked, Basketball was the game of choice in America. Leave Netball for us Aussies aye?



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 12:59 AM
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cnn is reporting the TSA story quite thoroughly in its world news broadcast that hits the asian pacific region, meaning cnn is taking this seriously. remember that cnn wants viewers, that is how it makes money. and how do you draw in viewers? you report on popular stories, and this happens to be a huge story in the states and it is growing around the the world. this would be front page in every major media outlet right now, but it is not, therfore i don't think this is a real story. just read the article. it sounds pretty shabby, pretty predictable. a group of high school chicks, a TSA agent behind the counter, a full description of of him masturbating with the orgasm face to top it off...i dont think so guys. we forget that TSA employees are human like you and I. though many of us are sick, i don't believe any of us are this stupid as to masturbate to child porn in public while on the job. i could believe if he took some of the scans and went into the bathroom and forgot to take the photos out of the stall, but this im not so sure about. i hope it is true only because if it is false then whoever created this story is really screwing up the counterargument for us against TSA.



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 01:02 AM
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morally upright, but ineffective. i did not post with the intention of misleading anyone, however, we should look to the philosophy of guerilla warfare. a small weaker force (us) takes the weapons of our fallen enemies (them). they get weaker as we get stronger. and no, in order to stoop to their level one would have to inappropriately fondle someone in the name of national security, not mistake satire for truth.



posted on Nov, 22 2010 @ 01:15 AM
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Are you capable of seeing propaganda when they use it? Does it make you angry that they do so? Why then, would you attempt to "take over" an institution that is built on lies by standing on a platform of lies yourself? The end does not justify the means. If your side of lies ultimately wins, the populace that saw the former institution as liers would not be able to trust that you do not use the same control tactics. Fight fire with fire, as you put it, is playing right into their game. All it would take is one of your lies to be made public by them and you would be the demonized one and all your hard work would be for nothing.

It has been shown time and time again that exposing the truth, no matter how hard it is to get it out there, makes a stronger argument and will open people's eyes.

I don't suppose you were brought to the conspiracy side of the world by way of a lie, were you? Doubt it. It was more than likely the realization of an exposed truth.

Look, I understand you didn't realize it was a satire site. I didn't either when I made my first comment. Now that it has been exposed as satire, I'm fine with it. Satire has a purpose as long as it is not being passed off as the truth. Satire and propaganda are not the same thing.



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