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Need To Get Away? Cant See London, Cant See France, Unless We See Your Underpants!

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posted on Nov, 21 2010 @ 03:48 PM
Come fly with us...

TSA has it all for you!

"Can't see London, can't see France, unless we see your underpants."

"Grope discounts available."

"If we did our job any better we'd have to buy you dinner first."

"Only we know if Lady Gaga is really a lady."

"Don't worry, my hands are still warm from the last guy."

"Throw a few back at the airport Chili's and you won't even notice."

"Wanna fly? Drop your fly."

"We've handled more balls than Barney Frank."

"We are now free to move about your pants."

"We rub you the wrong way, so you can be on your way."

"It's not a grope. It's a freedom pat."

"When in doubt, we make you whip it out."

"TSA: Touchin', Squeezin', Arrestin'."

"You were a virgin."

"We handle more packages than the USPS."

Where is the outrage?

posted on Nov, 21 2010 @ 04:05 PM
Their doin the touchin to make sure old Obama Bin Laden ain't up to his old tricks again.

posted on Nov, 21 2010 @ 08:59 PM
reply to post by inchworm

TSA stands for touch some a**

posted on Nov, 25 2010 @ 11:48 PM
reply to post by burntheships

It would be so funny if it weren't so sad.

Spread those lovely legs wide.

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