Originally posted by MissSmartypants
Okay, let's get serious here folks...yeah, I misread the stupid clock, it really is 5:55...but what LIMAECHOGOLF said:
IF Henry Kissinger told Matt Groenig I would like to see the Time of 5:55 placed in your X number episode and Matt Groenig then wrote it in I
don't think that took more than one person involved....
is true and it would be very simple for something like this to take place and as a hardcore conspiracy theorist I have absolutely no doubt that TV is
used constantly by TPTB to further their agenda. And it is not beyond the realm of possibility that The Simpsons are one of their many tools.
"Ja is this Mat Groenig"?
"Yeah this is Matt"
"Ja this is Henry, Henry Kissinger"
"Henry, Henry Kissinger, I used to be the Secretary of State under Nixon"
"President Richard Millhouse Nixon"
"Who the coffee guy at General Mills?"
"No, no, you dunderhead, the President of the United States, back in the 1970's"
"Oh hey, Cyrus, how is Jimmy Carter doing, loved his book on the Palestinians"
"No, I am not Cyrus Vance, I am Henry, Henry Kissinger"
"Well you have a German accent like Cyrus Vance!"
"Ya vow, I worked for Nixon, not Carter"
"Oh that guy who used to fall down on Saturday Night Live"
"No that was Chevy Chase"
"Beautiful Golf Course there at the Chevy Chase Country Club, have you ever been?"
"No you dunderhead, well, yes, when I was Secretary of State for President Nixon"
"The coffee guy?"
"Hey no need to get testy their Cyrus!"
"I am not Cyrus Vance, I am Henry, Henry Kissinger, and I need to talk to you about placing a time in your cartoons"
"Oh usually about a week, the artists are real good, they use a lot of computers to do the graphics"
"No you idiot, not how long it takes to make a cartoon, I need you to place the time in a cartoon"
"What are you from the weather channel or something?"
"No! I am Henry, Henry Kissinger, I was Secretary of State under Nixon"
"I thought that was Madline Albright?"
"Agh, you are an imbicile do you know that?"
"Hey babe, your calling me, let's not get all cranky, you might want to switch to sanka gramps!"
"I don't drink coffee"
"So why did you work for that coffee guy?"
"I did not work for the coffee guy?"
"You know Henry, I have an appointment what's all this about anyway?"
"I need you to put a clock in one of your cartoons, and put 5:55 in the time!"
"Why would I want to do that?"
"Because we want to warn all of our Mason and Illuminati Friends there will be a nuclear attack on that day"
"Hey why not just call NORAD?"
"Wow, that's a great idea, I hadn't thought of that, you know I am really getting up there in years"
"No prob babe, that's why I make the big bucks"
"Well thanks young man you have been very helpful"
"Have a good day Cyrus, cia, love you babe, lets do lunch, checks in the mail!"