Things people said/ Car Accident Reports

I thought we all could use something fun and here is something real people said to their insurance adjusters after they had their accidents...

Car Accidents:

"A pedestrian hit me and went under my car."

"The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intention."

"I had been learning to drive with power steering. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way."

"Coming home, I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I don't have."

"I thought my window was down; but found it was up when I put my hand through it."

"No one was to blame for the accident, but it never would have happened if the other driver had been alert."

"The pedestrian had no idea which direction to go, so I ran over him."

"I saw the slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the hood of my car."

"I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident."

"I was taking my canary to the hospital. It got loose in the car and flew out the window. The next thing I saw was his rear end, and there was a crash."

"I was backing my car out of the driveway in the usual manner when it was struck by the other car in the same place where it had been struck several times before."

"The indirect cause of this accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth."

"The accident happened when the right door of a car came around the corner without giving a signal."

"I was thrown from my car as it left the road. I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows."

"I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. As I reached an intersection, a hedge sprung up, obscuring my vision."

"I was on the way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing me to have an accident."

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"I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him."

"I told the police that I was not injured, but on removing my hat, I found that I had a fractured skull."

"My wench slipped, losing my balance, and I hurt my back."

"I was unable to stop in time, and my car crashed into the other vehicle. The driver and passengers then left immediately for a vacation with injuries."

"To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front, I struck the pedestrian."

"The accident occurred when I was attempting to bring my car out of a skid by steering it into the other vehicle."

"When I could not avoid a collision, I stepped on the gas and crashed into the other car."

"I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way."

"In my attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole."

"My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle."

"As I approached the intersection, a stop sign suddenly appeared in a place where no stop sign had ever appeared before. I was unable to stop in time to avoid the accident."

"The telephone pole was approaching fast. I was attempting to swerve out of its path when it struck my front end."

"A truck backed though my windshield and into my wife's face."

"I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment."

"The guy was all over the road. I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him."

"An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished."


On a personal note when my son broke the ""tail light"" on my "NEW Pickup" he claimed a deer jumped out on the road ... To that I replied... So you were driving backwards down the highway when you hit him???

That was great. I really needed the laugh. Thanks for posting it. About the deer thing, a friend of mine had a deer run into the side of his Jeep once. It's possible that it ran into the back end of the truck and broke the tail light as the truck was going by. Then again, maybe not. He probably just backed into something.

reply to post by Skid Mark


Once we got down to the truth...
I learned while making out with his girlfriend my truck was kicked out of gear and it rolled backwards into one of thos big concrete water fountains...

Wasnt funny at the time.... but now...

reply to post by DaddyBare


Oh, man. That's funny. Having to pay to get it fixed isn't but it's something to tease him over in the future.

ITS REALLY A FUNNY ARTICLE.BUT ANYHOW DONT WORRY FOR THAT...ITS HAPPENS WITH THE EVERYONE.ANY ANIMAL APPEAR DURING A DRIVING BUT WE HAVE TO DRIVE SAFELY EVERYTIME.