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Originally posted by emsed1
TSA agents are required to shrink the size of my genitalia on security scans at the airport.
Originally posted by Wayfarer
reply to post by pplrnuts
Speak for yourself, i'm still having palpitations. Surely you saw the munchkin hanging from the tree in the background!
My posts are ridiculed. My doctors are coached to insert demeaning words like "borderline obese" and "male pattern baldness" into my medical records. TSA agents are required to shrink the size of my genitalia on security scans at the airport. Sometimes they get a job at the bank and hold my paycheck for two business days so I will receive annoying overdraft notices. They've even infiltrated friends of my wife on Facebook, subtly implying to her that I am "kooky" or "immature".