MEN: Official Lady Advice Given Here.

My wife is good-looking, but she is mean.

How can I straighten her out?

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Sorry Gazrok

Ewokdisco can't wait to hear your words of wisdom

There's not as many questions as you would like but sill want to hear your answers.

I am so glad that your thread is OFFICIAL don't want none of this replica crap just official so i know i am not been duped.
She's just gone to the hardware store for some duck tape.

Thanks

mars1 did you read my OFFICIAL reply to your question?


OFFICIAL REPLY TO BUTCHERGUY

you need to create some competition and get some jealousy happening. use things like 'oh this new girl at work looks like' and then name a famous and sexy actress. or 'a woman winked at me today from her car...i winked back'. your girl needs to know you have admirers.put her in her place. see how it goes.

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Thank you so much Dr, Ewok.

I may just go whole hog with your suggestion and bring a new hottie home with me!

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Jedimiller was out with a famous and sexy actress.....interesting advice.

I dont really want to understand my woman, I just want more of them!!

What is the best way to convince my girl to invite her best friend around for a nice friendly saturday nite threesome without it looking like I want to??

I need to convince her that I would only go through with it for her because I love and respect her wishes!!

Thanks in advance.

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Well thanks very much.
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Last time i listen to you when i started to regain consciousness i am sure i heard the word's lets go to a disco no that's not it don't pay any attention to ewokdisco

Thanks

Originally posted by NWOnoworldorder
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oh im sorry i didnt realise you were a mod...my mistake.

I never said I was a mod

who are you to tell others what they should or should not say? isnt that the mods job? even your post to the OP was scathing, the 2 posts u made in this thread to the OP and myself were having a go,

I am a member who likes to inform newer members. There is nothing wrong with that. Mods are people too and can't watch every single thread. If you took offense to that, that is your problem not mine. You should read the rules when you click accept

My post to the OP is not scathing..it's comical at the least with sarcasm. I have every right to ask why he thinks he is qualified to give ladies advice on men.

are u having a bad day or is that just the way u are constantly?

Bad day? Nope, my bday, the sun is shining, talked to my bf and got many bday wishes. I couldn't be happier. According to my best friend my happiness is sickening, so nope not in a bad mood. I am a happy person

the mods have warned me...i now know whats is and what isnt acceptable and ive took it on board, i dont need YOU to tell me.
good day

Well I see your warn was after I told you so that could be why they told me. Relax or you might be enjoying more of those nice bars and not on my account...remember I'm not a mod ....now that was me being snotty. It's my bday I'm allowed ....now relax because if you are gonna be like this all the time when someone tries to correct you then you won't last long. Constructive criticism or helping another out isn't a bad thing.

Have a wonderful day.

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Happy birthday blah, we'll get Semper to sing to you

Originally posted by HomerinNC
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Happy birthday blah, we'll get Semper to sing to you

Woohoo! Thanks Homer




OP ewokdisc,

I will agree the whole "hey this chick looked at me" thing works, my bf does it and I do it with him. It's healthy imo and I like when someone checks out my man and he tells me about it. My ex use to say he took the compliment of another woman hitting on him as an ego boost, he didn't need to go home with another. I thought that was a great way to look at it.

But dont think this means I agree with all you say

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you need to create some competition and get some jealousy happening. use things like 'oh this new girl at work looks like' and then name a famous and sexy actress.

Like.....





Natalie Portman?












~meathead

Originally posted by ewokdisco
Women need not be a mystery any longer.and why? because i,Ewokdisco,can help men with ANY lady question they have. be about relationships,seduction or any other lady problem,allow my expert knowledge to guide the way to happiness and lady smiles.

simply ask your question and please allow for one day to elapse so i can mull over your lady question and give the full weight of lady smarts to help you.

ladies can also ask questions.

OFFICIAL lady help is FINALLY here. do not be afraid. live in fear or wonderment no longer.

[honesty only clause in full effect]

What wisdom on women can you impart that hasnt already been said by greater minds like Mohammed, Nikol Teslav and Too SHort?

Yeah I thought so.... signing out yours truly the provocateur lol

My wife is good-looking, but she is mean.

How can I straighten her out?

Mean is mean. You think you can CHANGE a woman? Should clarify though, is she mean to just you, or mean to just others, or mean to everyone? You seemed to have overlooked it previously (no doubt because, as you mention, she is good-looking). You can try and get to the root of the "meanness", but don't expect smooth sailing there. The next time you witness her being mean...discuss it with her (in private), and see if you can find out why she reacted the way she did. It might provide the insight you need. Who knows, she may not even realize it.

My mother is like that. Now, I love my mom...but most people see her as mean. She doesn't mean to be that way, she just is kind of the center of her world, and it's hard for her to put herself in the shoes of others.

What is the best way to convince my girl to invite her best friend around for a nice friendly saturday nite threesome without it looking like I want to??

First, you have to know whether your girl will even swing that way. If you don't know already...then maybe try and watch a film that has some girl girl action (not a porno, but an actual film), and gauge her response, maybe even ask if she'd ever thought about being with another girl. I would NOT try and shoot for her best friend though... That will just be awkward. Better to have a threesome with some gal you both are NEVER going to see again. This way, you won't have to deal with lingering jealousy issues, or awkward moments....

Note: and I know what I'm talking about here... I could have had this a few times, but a) I won't do that to my bud (as was his wife), and b) she was pretty drunk, and I don't take advantage of that, and c) the friendships would not have survived it. Simply put, wasn't really worth destroying friendships for a night of fun.

Every time my barely significant other shows up to visit (read knocks at 2 am drunk) we spend our "quality time" and she promptly leaves. Which leaves me stuck with an overpowering need to cuddle and to discuss my feelings. I've tried to get her to open up and to share with me but it seems like all she cares about is sex and sports.

What is a man to do???

~Heff

Every time my barely significant other shows up to visit (read knocks at 2 am drunk) we spend our "quality time" and she promptly leaves. Which leaves me stuck with an overpowering need to cuddle and to discuss my feelings. I've tried to get her to open up and to share with me but it seems like all she cares about is sex and sports.

What is a man to do???

Check to see if she took your balls with her....?

No, seriously, I think you may be pulling our legs a bit here, but in case you aren't, and are serious, then either accept the booty calls for what they are, or quit playing around with her and move on to what you're looking for. (though if you aren't looking for a gal who's into sex and sports, we just may have to revoke your man card sir...)

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LOL Gazrok! Well played!

While there was a bit of embellishment in my interpretation of the actual situation, I was sincerely interested in testing ewokdisco's stated skill set, so I strayed just a hair from the reality in order to give the OP a chance to really flex his intellectual muscles.

My real question "Is it wrong to get her to make me a sammich before I tell her to leave?" wasn't nearly challenging enough for a thread this epic!

~Heff

My real question "Is it wrong to get her to make me a sammich before I tell her to leave?" wasn't nearly challenging enough for a thread this epic!

If she comes back, after the first time she makes you a sammich...then no, it's not wrong. It can build up an appetite, after all.

Of course, you take the equal chance that she slaps you and takes her toys and goes home....your gamble.

Star!!!! omg!!!!! I am cracking up!!!! Can you also answer hermaphrodite questions???? Wait......... or are you only 50 percent right with those? Thanks for the laugh!!

Sweet I didn't know Jedimiller was still making these threads, awesomesauce

Every woman is different yet they have similar behaviors at times (like any gender). One answer doesn't apply to all women. My advice to all fellow men: If you love the woman and want to be with her, then take the time to get to know her, talk with her, do things for her, put down the video game, make her laugh, be her best friend, and cherish her (as she should reciprocate to you). If you don't want to do these things then let her go and try again with another woman if you so choose. If you don't make her happy and you're not happy then whats the point chalk it up as experience and move on and hopefully you can stay amiable.

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I would give you 100 stars for that if i could, great!

To the OP, My lady friends has a funky odor coming from parts unknown. What is the best approach to handle the situation? What do I say with out hurting her feelings and how do I say it?

P.S. She does bathe.