Dolphins Are Our Ancestors

I remember a Simpsons episode in which dolphins came on land and took over the world.
Maybe Matt Groening is an Illuminati/Free Mason and is subliminally brainwashing people
to condition us for a significant shift in power.

Man has fiddy percent the same DNA as a banana.
So judging by our behavior, I would say that the Banana is much more likely to be our ANcestor
then apes, or dolphins, or god, or the devil....
If we are made in god's image, does that mean god is half Banana too....?
The banana not the monkey....go figure
no wonder the creationists have a such a hard time with evilution.

as to dolphins being our ancestors...
If I was a dolphin I would never admit to sleeping with an ape
a banana, well I have heard of some weird sex things with Bananas.....

re CS above the simpsons are yellow like Bananas ...so what are they trying to tell us?

Is it really so hard to believe? I think evolution happens a great deal faster than we think it does.

have you got the link to the article would love to read it dolphins is a bit strange

Originally posted by cluckerspud
I remember a Simpsons episode in which dolphins came on land and took over the world.
Maybe Matt Groening is an Illuminati/Free Mason and is subliminally brainwashing people
to condition us for a significant shift in power.

lol i remember that episode, dolphins come back to the land to exile us to the sea because the lands was theirs.
That episode certainly took a special place in the OP's heart.