Its The Year 2008,you Have Just Been Sworn In As The 44TH President Of The USA?

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posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 01:35 AM
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MR President> What are u going to do about the Economy?

MR President> The people are scared, what are u going to do about terroism?

Mr President> Our enviroment is destabilizing what are we going to do about the earth?

Mr President> Are u going to bring our troops home?

Mr President> Jobs,To many people on this earth,less jobs to fullfill.

WAIT A MINUTE!!! WE'VE HEARD THESE SAME PROMISES FROM OVER 40 SOME OTHER PRESIDENTS..AND NOT ONE OF THEM DEMOCRAT OR REPUBLICAN OVER THE LAST 70 YEARS EVER CARED ABOUT U ALL,LOL,AND U ALL FIGHT FOR WHAT ? I AM JUST LMAF.

OH my gosh, i cant stop laughing...but he does have a point?

sure does.

but any way... SHUT YOUR LIL ^^FACES^^ UP!!
excuse them ats....sorry.

You have just been Elected the 44th President of the 'UNITED STATES OF AMERICA',U have just promised the same crap that the other 40 some Presidents did previously to get elected.

{{{{ >But we beyond that, we better then that, Right!




posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 01:47 AM
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Launch the nukes at Russia, destroy society and start over.


It will be like shaking an Etch a Sketch



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 01:54 AM
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reply to post by Segador
 


Bring all troops home and end our overseas empire
Abolish the federal reserve
Repeal the Patriot Act
Restore the Constitution
A real investigation of Wall Street corruption
A real investigation of 9/11
A real investigation into Bush administration atrocties
Eliminate lobbying
Leave the U.N.

just to name a few!
edit on 14-11-2010 by Rynocerous7 because: forgot an obvious one!



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:04 AM
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i would have started different.
I would not have used anything like bring our troops home in my campain.

I would not compare myself to other presidents,
I would also want some experience before entering the office.


If I were there at that time, I would not have pushed health care first, I would have grabbed
McCain and aid ok you lost and you know where Osama is so spill it.

Then Before any tax crap started - FLAT tax
Banks, Automakers, and others you made your bed you lie in it

( I worked for an automobile type of place that didn't get bailed out )

Small simple things if I could change them, term limits, minimum wadge for gov employees including myself.
No bonus, gifts things like that for any worker they are doing a job do it.

which bring me to meetings. What the... Mayor stays in town, Gov stays in state, cong, sen, you must do your job , listen to state and report to DC. Thats your job not flying all over saying your representing us when clearly your just trying the new golf course.

War sorry that wasn't mine but let me start pulling our troops out now. I don't care if the country "we are giving democracy to" is ready, we shouldn't be there, if your making money on the war send your employees there instead of our home land protectors.

I would plead to the rest of the gov and all 50 states to please, please PLEASE make education #1

I would stop giving other countries gifts, we need to fix ours first
I would try to pull bases from other countries to support home, If we owned the buildings there I would "rent" them out.

Even if companies wanted to move out of US because no tax breaks sorry no over seas plants, you want business here you make sure you have jobs for the citizens here. ( yes, I did work at a place that went over seas )

And the plus .. I would promise disclosure and hook you guys in and not deliver



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:05 AM
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Launch the nukes at Russia, destroy society and start over.


It will be like shaking an Etch a Sketch

dang..lol,thats all i can say,lmaf



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:07 AM
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I would've checked my spelling & grammar...



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:08 AM
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MR President> What are u going to do about the Economy?


I will direct the Department of Justice to conduct investigations into the fraud at all levels that led to the collapse. I would direct the DOJ to investigate improper front running operations, and carry trade scams between the NY FED and Goldman Sachs, and anyone else involved upon discovery. Jail. I would push legislation to audit the Federal Reserve. I would simplify the Tax code to something sensible rather than 80,000 pages of archaic legalese. I would begin the dismantling of the following dept in my first year:

DHS, IRS, Dept. of Edu, DOE, EPA, BLM, HUD, HHS, FHA, so forth and so on.

MR President> The people are scared, what are u going to do about terroism?


Stop sticking my flag pole in another man's sand and put it back in my pants.

Mr President> Our enviroment is destabilizing what are we going to do about the earth?


Our environment is not destabilizing. This doesn't make any sense.

Mr President> Are u going to bring our troops home?


Immediately. We can march in we can march right the hell out.

Mr President> Jobs,To many people on this earth,less jobs to fullfill.


It's not a question of how many people, but how much opportunity. You can only provide opportunity with Liberty-politically, socially, and economically. There are no guarantees in life. Not everyone can be a winner and we need to stop thinking like that. People don't DESERVE jobs. They deserve an opportunity, and the fair playing field to pursue their happiness.

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posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:12 AM
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Amen.
Second line.



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:12 AM
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Originally posted by NoArmsJames
I would've checked my spelling & grammar...


and thats why we are not the 44th



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:12 AM
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Close all bases abroad, except for countries that legitimately want one in their country. They have to pay for all expenses. End current wars immediately. Let the other countries fight amongst themselves.

Troops will be deployed along the border.

Move to end the fed.

US is out of UN, and UN is out of US.

End the Patriot act.

File charges on any present or past government officials who over-stepped their Constitutional authority.

Back to the gold standard.

Cut black budget operations by 90%. Most everything is public knowledge, or it does not get funded. The other 10% need my personal approval.

Anything with pork will get vetoed.

Stop income tax.

All SS taxes will be held in a SS fund that may never be use for anything else.

Subsidies . . . . gone.

Bail outs . . . gone.

Drilling in US territory will commence immediately.

Oversight of oil companies, end of speculators.

Oversight of banks.

Heavy tariffs on any import from anywhere.

NO more government backed financial help. Charities can do it. We do not need to be throwing our money away.

Sponsor a law that all federally held positions (congress, Supreme Court, etc.) will have term limits. Congress people may not make more than the average income of their constituents.

Budget must be balanced. Any budget that concludes with a deficit will not be passed.

IRS is out, fair tax is in.

Corporate lobbying is gone.

The state shall rule supreme, for it is them from whom I receive my authority.





I might have missed a few.

I believe I would be elected, but I would get impeached, or at the least, not voted back in for a second term. Because it would be hard times ahead, but it must be done to keep our country alive and strong.



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posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:14 AM
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Bring all troops home and end our overseas empire
Abolish the federal reserve
Repeal the Patriot Act
Restore the Constitution
A real investigation of Wall Street corruption
A real investigation of 9/11
A real investigation into Bush administration atrocties
Eliminate lobbying

just to name a few!

i feel safe with u in office.
me too
me three
are u all serious,he wont make it a week,infact, if that was his campaign promises he better had kept them to his self. Good luck!
he is the president he can do what he want to do..nah
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posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:26 AM
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Originally posted by Immortalgemini527
MR President> What are u going to do about the Economy?

easy, follow these instructions to the letter:
1. STOP sending money over seas for any reason.
2. make the federal dollar illegal and bring back the greenback.
3. STOP spending money on stupid ass projects like $700 thousand to study cow burps...etc...
4. divide 3 billion by every adult LEGAL citizen in the U.S. and send them a "stimulus" check
5. close down the IRS and institute the FAIR TAX!!!!!
6. stand the flock back and watch the economy grow!
7. repeat and rinse.





MR President> The people are scared, what are u going to do about terroism?

easy, follow these instructions to the letter:
1. bring back ALL of our troops over seas and distribute them evenly on our norht and south borders,
2. do the same with our navy assets on the east and west coast.
3. grow our nuclear arsenal and star war programs.
4. stand the flock back and STOP issuing DUMBASS rules of engagement and let our generals do what they do best! win wars!



Mr President> Our enviroment is destabilizing what are we going to do about the earth?

easy, follow these instructions to the letter:
1. SHUT the FLOCK UP!
2. rinse and repeat.




Mr President> Are u going to bring our troops home?

easy, look at the terrorism question.


ANY QUESTIONS????
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posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:26 AM
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DOUBLE POST
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posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:31 AM
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reply to post by EvilBat
 
i would have started different.
I would not have used anything like bring our troops home in my campain.

I would not compare myself to other presidents,
I would also want some experience before entering the office.


evilbat wrote>If I were there at that time, I would not have pushed health care first, I would have grabbed
McCain and aid ok you lost and you know where Osama is so spill it.

Then Before any tax crap started - FLAT tax
Banks, Automakers, and others you made your bed you lie in it

( I worked for an automobile type of place that didn't get bailed out )

Small simple things if I could change them, term limits, minimum wadge for gov employees including myself.
No bonus, gifts things like that for any worker they are doing a job do it.

which bring me to meetings. What the... Mayor stays in town, Gov stays in state, cong, sen, you must do your job , listen to state and report to DC. Thats your job not flying all over saying your representing us when clearly your just trying the new golf course.

War sorry that wasn't mine but let me start pulling our troops out now. I don't care if the country "we are giving democracy to" is ready, we shouldn't be there, if your making money on the war send your employees there instead of our home land protectors.

I would plead to the rest of the gov and all 50 states to please, please PLEASE make education #1

I would stop giving other countries gifts, we need to fix ours first
I would try to pull bases from other countries to support home, If we owned the buildings there I would "rent" them out.

Even if companies wanted to move out of US because no tax breaks sorry no over seas plants, you want business here you make sure you have jobs for the citizens here. ( yes, I did work at a place that went over seas )

And the plus .. I would promise disclosure and hook you guys in and not deliver.


527 wow,u should take the evil out your name and subsitute compasion.

Thanks mr President, my pin head kids can go to school knowing that there mother and father have a job.
thanks mr president bat, for having new ideas for the creation senses of our economy.
yeah, yeah, yeah ,thanks, thanks ,thanks..DID U ALL LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAID..NO MORE GOLF NO MORE TAXPAYERS PAYING FOR OUR LAVISHED FLIGHTS .ARE U KIDDING ME?



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:38 AM
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Originally posted by Immortalgemini527
yeah, yeah, yeah ,thanks, thanks ,thanks..DID U ALL LISTEN TO WHAT HE SAID..NO MORE GOLF NO MORE TAXPAYERS PAYING FOR OUR LAVISHED FLIGHTS .ARE U KIDDING ME?


did I upset you?

2nd line ..the name I have I had for a long time



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:50 AM
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First I would make all ammo and guns almost free, after that I would corrupt our international trade and I would destroy our national food production to create unseen shortages. After that I would drop flyers with some of our aircraft spreading this message:

"Our intellegence has received reports that the village/city next to yours has received all of the emergency foodpackages send for your village/city and they are distributing only to themselves, all actions to obtain your packages are allowed, punish the ones who obstruct the distribution process"



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 02:55 AM
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Its The Year 2008,you Have Just Been Sworn In As The 44TH President Of The USA?



It's hilarious that someone posts a thread to bash the President and the job they are doing when they don't even realize that the 44th President wasn't sworn in until 2009.

But hey...minor details....right?


Oh, and when I say "minor details"...I mean understanding how your own government works before you start bashing it.



posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 03:05 AM
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1. Declare war on Canada, Mexico, Peru, Bolivia, Chile, Argentina, Brazil, Ecuador, Columbia, Paraguay, Guyana, Uruguay, French Guiana, and Uruguay (again).
2. Drop H-bomb on Hiroshima and Nagasaki to end War on Terror.
3. Re-establish conscription with following modifications:
*Minimum age of service is 15.
*Ages between 5 - 15 are to serve in the Kid's Killing Army, deployed to Canada to rape and pillage the land.
4. New laws will be passed:
*Women must remain between 40 - 80kg in weight or will be eliminated.
*People will refer to me as der fuhrer.
*Cameras will be installed around the new Empire of the Americas every metre of ground.
*Religious people will be rounded into pens to weave an endless supply of silk sheets that I could use to whipe my butt.
*After a period of 10 days, the Empire of the Americas will be renamed: Myname -ia.
5. Nuke will be dropped on Niger to end the Vietnam war.
6. 70% of military personnel will be deployed on Operation Barbarrosa 2, to purge Antarctica of the Silkworm threat. I need scissors, 61!
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to the poster below: That picture of the dog always slightly unnerves me and makes me like it simultaneously. It's a dog.. right.
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posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 03:08 AM
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Get sick and let my Vice President Ron Paul take over.




posted on Nov, 14 2010 @ 03:52 AM
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I'd probably just follow tradition and do piss all.





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