How to survive Armageddon

In the event of an invasion what would your codename be to protect your real identity? A crucial component of survivability is being able to act as an agent with anonymity while protecting your real identity. Subversion is a key component to being able to tactically respond to a given operation at a moments notice.

Please state
1. (codename)
2. (why its your codename)

My answers:
1. Shadow Slayer
2. I chose this name because by the time the enemy sees their own shadow, their dead.

reply to post by tigpoppa


I am Spongebob.

They underestimate my skills.

My name dave...I fry de feesh

The Houdini Sausage.

For I am hidden and a sausage.

a) Molly mole
B) Because my biggest enemy is 6.022 x 10 *23 power

reply to post by tigpoppa


A) Stan Ridgway

B) he once had a song called Camouflage

A) Sing Din

B) Getting ready for Chinese Invasion, and not being so great a singer.

reply to post by Northwarden



Thats a really stupid name.

Sorry but I guess its good for you to know that now so you can think of something else?

reply to post by rajaten


Especially considering I'm not Chinese

2nd

Codename: MC Hammer.

Reason: Because it's...

reply to post by tigpoppa


1. Justin Case
2. Just in case I have to run fast

This, THIS is the most important issue facing you as the battle of Har-meggiddo begins??? Really??

howabout

a) Ishmael....call me Ishmael
b) Snake Pliskin
c) Lo Pan
d) Ming the Merciless-ness-ish-ous-ness
e) sir
f) "the dude"


Why:
Because names don't matter at a time like that. I don't need a codename, since the people at enemy HQ wont even realize it was one person...they'll just think its a string of really terrible luck...