NEWS: Oklahoma judge caught using sex-toy during trial

One night, when my old unit was in the flield, I was on guard duty. I was standing outside the foxhole and my fellow guard was down in it. I was smoking a cigarette and saw lights approaching, from the silouhette, I knew it was the battalion commander coming to pay a visit. I called my buddy to come out, he didnt answer, i thought he fell asleep, so I went down into the fixhole, and there he was, with a few magazine pages, choking his chicken. I was temporarily stunned, and shoved him told him the colonel was right outside.

The reason for this story: I had thought I had seen it all when it came to 101 things you should not be doing while at work.

But I can clearly see I was wrong..............

Originally posted by Skadi_the_Evil_Elfthere he was, with a few magazine pages, choking his chicken. I was temporarily stunned, and shoved him told him the colonel was right outside.

Choking the chicken, with the Colonel outside? I'll never eat KFC again.

Seriously, the only place I can see wanking at work is on a porn set.

KFC? OMG, intrepid, I didnt even see that whole thing. I must be asleep! Maybe Im alot hungrier tha I thought..........



I have assumed of other instances. When i worked as a trash collector at an apartment complex, sometimes the guys would find a porn mag, and disappear for a while, so i can only assume.

But a judge pumping his equipment in the middle of a trial? And i thought spanking the ol monkey in the middle of a war was inappropriate.......

At Last!!! We know what those long, black robes are for. I always thought they were for hiding something. From now on, all judges should have their robes randomly lifted to make sure they are paying attention to the trial.

Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.

Judge Thompson: That's not mine.

Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Judge Donald D. Thompson.

Judge Thompson: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.

Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Judge Donald D. Thompson.

Judge Thompson: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.

Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Judge Donald D. Thompson.

This guy needs some SERIOUS help. Just makes you wonder about people...

Originally posted by ZeddicusZulZorander
Quartermaster Clerk: One Swedish-made penis enlarger.
Judge Thompson: That's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One credit card receipt for Swedish-made penis enlarger signed by Judge Donald D. Thompson.
Judge Thompson: I'm telling ya baby, that's not mine.
Quartermaster Clerk: One warranty card for Swedish-made penis enlarger pump, filled out by Judge Donald D. Thompson.
Judge Thompson: I don't even know what this is! This sort of thing ain't my bag, baby.
Quartermaster Clerk: One book, "Swedish-made Penis Enlargers And Me: This Sort of Thing Is My Bag Baby", by Judge Donald D. Thompson.

OHHHHHHH, Behave baby, Yeah!

This story has got to be one of the sick-o-est sex related stories yet. Soooo ewwwwww

What did that crazy nutjob think he was doing? Bye-bye to his rep., his career and his dignity (if he ever had any at all).



BTW: How did this story end up in the 'Terror Analysis' section?!?!

[edit on 30-6-2004 by Cattlespy]

Thanks for the laugh of the day

Sound like he should of been in the porn biz. I bet lots of porn movies with judges come out in the next few months.

Reminds me of Justice Clarence Thomas. What is it with Judges named Thomas? Remember the pube in the coke? That still cracks me up to this day. Every time I see him on tv or in the paper, the quote "who put a pube in my Coke" comes to mind. Yep! These are the people that sit in judgment of us and our laws. God help us!

Now, I don't like to be the voice of doom or killjoy, but again, I'll get prickly heat if I don't say it!: This is absolutely funny on several levels, but it's very disturbing as well. Jokes aside, this is happening in some fashion EVERYWHERE in this country right now. Maybe it's not a penis pump, maybe it's a judge drunk as a skunk on the bench, maybe it's a judge who's sexually harrassing his secretaries (male and female), a judge with a drug addiction. There are so many of these guys caught up in their own power games, and why not? If this dude can get away with Judicial Masturbation for so long, then why wouldn't he be riding a serious ego trip? This unacceptable behavior has to be addressed if we're ever going to get the system cleaned up.

Every case this judge has ever tried needs to be thrown out.

Originally posted by groingrinder
Every case this judge has ever tried needs to be thrown out.

At the very least reviewed. He obviously wasn't paying attention to what was going on in his court.

A penis pumper....lol

Thanks I needed a good laugh.....

I hear they can explode

WTF
"stiff prosecutor? " was that pun intended?