posted on Nov, 10 2010 @ 04:20 PM
with apologies to Country Joe And The Fish - I Feel Like I'm Fixin' To Die Rag
Well, come on all of you big bang brained men,
Uncle Shiva needs your help again.
He's got himself in a terrible jam
Way down yonder in Cernscam
So put down your physics books and pick up a lead ion gun,
We're gonna have a whole lotta fun.
And it's one quark, two quark, three quark,
What are we ion lead slinging for ?
Don't ask me, I don't give a neutronized damn,
Next stop is what's left of Kingdom Come;
And it's five quark, six quark, seventh level of hell quark,
Blow up the pearly gates,
Well there ain't no time-space to wonder why,
Whoopee! we're all gonna die.