posted on Nov, 8 2010 @ 06:32 PM
What if "being a ghost" is the real life, and not the after-life, and that what we are living right now is not life but pre-life?
What if my mother-in-law is right, and I am a no-good bum?
What if Justin Bieber is the best thing that has happened to music ever, and anyone who denies so is corrupted by Satan?
What if that itchy little mole-type thingy on my upper thigh that's oozing something green is just normal?
What if my pasta is done? OK, I seriously need to check it.