How about dressing up in one of them pantomime cow costumes and just wandering in during the day....stop occasionally for a nibble at some grass and a
Schitt...the guy in the rear should have a pre-made bag of dung that he could pour out it's ass when needed.....it's a crazy idea i know, but it
just might work....Mooo
You could always follow one of the cars that come off the base and somehow jimme your way into the trunk at night. Then they would just take you right
to the base in the morning. Assuming of course, they were going there again.
Once you got there, just act like you belong. Don't sneak around and such. One of those Quantum Stealth suits would do wonders, lol.
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