John Conner here we need to go to DEFCON 1 !!!!
Those evil doers have trained killer monkeys to attack the president. Be on the look out for monkeys acting suspiciously. Known MO:
Scratching
bug and banana eating
throwing excrement
excessive masturbation
hysterical screaming
strange behaviour
be especially concerned if you see them heading towards the presidents hotel, they have a tendency to attack the least well educated or more precisely those that received a good education but are incapable of using it for the benefit of others, which is why we are so concerned for Obama, kill on sight!!!! The monkeys that is!! we all love Obama :-)
[url=http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/india/8102597/Monkey-catchers-on-guard-for-Barack-Obamas-India-visit.html]www.telegraph.co.uk[/url ]
(visit the link for the full news article)
edit on 4/11/2010 by theregonnakillme because: put it not is!
