posted on Nov, 4 2010 @ 09:53 AM
I'm surprised there hasn't been a discussion of the migratory habits of coconuts along with a mathematical analysis of the air-speed velocity of an
unladen swallow with a comparison of African and European swallows.
Just as the U.S. Navy has been training dolphins as working members of our military, we all know that Al-Qaeda has been training African swallows as
No one wants a suicidal African swallow laden with a coconut to pull an AA11 and UA175 on the president's motorcade while he is India.
The Secret Service is obviously familiar with Monty Python and has obviously seen that old Pauly Shore movie Bio-Dome where the character Dr. Faulkner
goes insane and rigs some bombs disguised as coconuts to blow up the dome...and we all know just how much Al-Qaeda is inspired by the shenanigans of
So, it seems to me to be prudent planning as far as the safety and well-being of our POTUS is concerned. I totally agree that Biden is the best
Assassination Insurance since Quayle, and I'm certain that gives the Secret Service that little extra motivation they need to ensure that the POTUS is
safe, even from the off-chance of suicidal African swallows trained by Al-Qaeda laden with bombs disguised as coconuts.
edit on 4-11-2010 by
fraterormus because: (no reason given)