posted on Nov, 1 2010 @ 04:39 PM
This stuff is really REALLY starting to get on my nerves.
Welcome to the latest episode of Toy Story where air freight moves in & out of Middle East hot spots without so much as a cursory check: this latest
crap is so delinquent, patronising & juvenile it's embarrassing. Any idiot can make this crap up, so here's my version:
"half a ton of plutonium (smuggled into Yemen in Chinese tea light boxes by Iranian athletes in their jockstraps) failed to be detected in spite of it
sitting in a freight container 3426.48mm from the UPS staff creche (sympathy please), a consignment of Kodak film destined for the CIA
photoreconnaissance centre & a big fat bearded guy with a turban & a Geiger counter called Mohammed bin Saud Talib al Zarkawi. Suspicious huh? Not
really, because Quantico analysed the packaging within 1 hour of its discovery & concluded that the material was shielded from detection by a
combination af an (extremely) rare earth metal called Macaronium (found only in Iran) mixed with radio-opaque chapati flour. Wow, an even more
suspicious 'connection'. "
Utter horse sh1t.
I swear to God, if I hear the 'T' word once more on my TV I'm gonna put my foot through it!!
PLEASE JUST LEAVE US ALONE!!!!
edit on 1-11-2010 by HelionPrime because: Edit to not sound so much like Chris Crocker when ending my