Unfotunately, electing the padawan LadyCool would make Pisky the God-Emperor of The Known Universe...
...and I think we can all see the problems
that would cause. Besides, he's on his way already!
So, in the interests of open debate, I nominate myself. I intend to pass legislation that will require all citizens to spend thirty minutes per day
on ATS. Anyone elected to public office will have their name added to a large hat. Every Saturday morning, a name will be selectd randomly from the
hat, and that politician will be thrown in the Mud Pit to defend their actions against the rabid dogs we like to call ATS Pitters. That'll keep them
honest!
I will introduce severe penalties for anyone who uses a mobile phone on public transport, I will ban SUVs, I will replace speeding tickets with
"warn" icons, and I will hand SkepticOverlord a can of jolt cola and a screwdriver, and put him in charge of Echelon.
I will immediately open the doors of Area 51 and establish day trips for curious people, I will end the ruthless segregation of Greys and integrate
them into suburban communities, and I'll require all UFOs which enter our airspace to identify themselves to Air Traffic Control. Nessie will be
given protected status along with Bigfoot and the Jersey Devil, and John Titor's current self will be hunted down and given a stiff talking-to.
Vote StrangeLands for a brighter future!
Hey, all this campaigning gives me an idea - we should elect an ATS "class president", a people's moderator who can argue on behalf of the regular
members. Who's with me?!
Just me, then?